Tuesday 24 June 2008

Abi is, o'course, delighted ter see Max. Tanya leaves the bleedin' room quickly and Dot quickly arranges pass-ffe-parcel. Bernadette is tellin' some bloke that men should be neutered. Stacey asks Vinnie if 'e's seen 'er muvver, right, and 'e tells 'er that she went on a date ter Fargo's. Cor blimey guv! Stacey panics and says she 'as ter get there, but there are no cabs available. Denise is told that she 'as ter start right oray - and 'er first fare is Lucas. She refuses and Vinnie says in that case, he will give the Uncle Bob ter Masood. She takes Lucas, right, reluctantly and cheekyly. At Tanya's, Max gives Abi some jewellery, and she points out ter Bradley that 'is new company car is bein' started. He runs out and finds Stacey is drivin', as she can't cop to Fargo's any uvver way and 'e left the keys in it. He offers ter drive 'er, init? At Fargo's, Ricky 'as taken Bianca and she insists on takin' all 'er kids and Pat. The waiter tells Bianca that the voucher is for a free-course meal for two adults, and Pat quickly says she can pay the extra. Jean is still waitin' for Ted, and Bianca's 'orrible wee ginger girl goes and pesters Jean, 'oo is nervous and several times asks the waiter or any fairy ter put the mockers on the brat 'angin' 'round and starin' at 'er, and shrieks at 'er ter go oray. Bianca then suddenly takes notice of Jean's comments and goes over and shouts at Jean not ter shout at a kid. Stacey tells Bianca ter go frough 'er if she wants ter bully 'er muvver. Jean is frantic and upset. Bradley drives them 'ome, right, and Jean says she feels sick and needs ter open the window. Bradley says "not in me new car". He turns hammer and tack to 'ave a look at the bloomin' road, right, and spots a bobby putting the mockers on traffic, and almost runs 'im dahn. Bianca tells Stacey that Jean shouldn't be let out on 'er own, the tart is off 'er 'ed. Stacey calms Jean dahn and asks 'er why she didn't take 'er tablets. Jean says she didn't like feelin' numb, right? She gets frantic and knocks over a glass, right, and the chuffin' waiter tells 'er ter just leave it, and asks Bradley if 'e plans ter sit there all night. Then 'e asks if Jean is 'is muvver-in-lor, right, and Bradley says ruefully yes. The chuffin' waiter leaves the bloody bill and Stacey comforts 'er muvver 'oo is cryin' about Ted not turnin' up. In the square, right, Dot 'ave a looks at Debbie's rose and says that it will survive wiv a bit of waterin', right, and Claire is upset, and walks off sayin' she is gahn out, don't wait up. Bianca tries ter tell the waiter she won't pay for it, right, because there is an 'air in 'er food. He goes ter the kitchen and comes hammer and tack sayin' that the bloody hair is ginger and there are no gingers in 'is kitchen. He leaves the (huge) bill. Bianca guzzles wine and says she didn't want ter come ter this poxy restaurant in any case, right, and this is all Ricky's fault. No-one 'as any cash, and Pat realises that she didn't brin' 'er purse, because she were told it were a free meal. Biancan 'as ter grovel ter the bleedin' manager sayin' she can't pay. The waiter tells 'is assistant ter call the bobbies. Pat says quickly that they must be able ter settle this, and the waiter tells them ter take off their jewellery, right, ffen 'e takes a 'ave a look at Pat's earrings and tells 'er not ter bovver wiv them. He says she can 'ave 'er ringgs hammer and tack wen the bleedin' bill is paid in full. At Tanya's, Max is 'angin' 'round. In the bloody kitchen, right, Jack asks Tanya why now. He says 'e knows Max, and 'e wants sumfink, Max will try ter weasel 'is way hammer and tack in. Max walks in and cheekyly tells Jack ter make 'imself scarce. He says she don't seem pleased ter see 'im. Tanya says wot did 'e expect, turnin' up unexpectedly, then, guv? Max says she asked 'im ter come, wiv 'er text. She says she didn't do anyfink, and they realise that Abi did it. Max is disappointed and says 'e'll go and find an 'otel.