May 2008

Fursday 1 May 2008 Gus feels trapped in Walford, despite 'avin' slammed the bloody door on evil Sean, right, but wen 'is girlchina turns up it 'ave a looks like 'e's found a brilliant escape solution, in the bloody latest visit ter Albert Square. Ben, right, meanwile, has a secret new 'obby supported by Peggy, but it's not one 'e wants 'is dad ter find out about. Friday 2 May 2008 It's Jane's birffday, but Christian 'as gone and Lucy is still missin' so she don't feel like celebratin', right, in the last of this week's visits ter Albert Square. Meanwile, Steven 'as been 'idin' a right big secret from 'is family. Monday 5 May 2008 Steven goes ter great lengffs ter keep Lucy oray from Ian, right, in the first of this week's visits ter Albert Square. Elsewhere, Ben 'opes that Phil don't find out about 'is dancin' exam. Meanwile, Bianca is strugglin' ter find anuvver Uncle Bob in Walford. Tuesday 6 May 2008 Pat's leg is broken and it 'ave a looks like more than just a simple break, right, in the latest slice of drama from Albert Square. Roxy, however, swears it were an accident. At the bleedin' hospital, right, sumfink sinister 'ave a looks set ter occur in Pat's A&E cubicle. Fursday 8 May 2008 Clare 'as tricked Bradley into a right dodgy visit, in tonight's visit ter Walford. Will it all end in tears? Meanwile, at The Vic, Roxy is actin' oddly, and she and Peggy try ter reassure Ben that real men do dance. Friday 9 May 2008 Can the Millers stand up ter Sean Slater, in anuvver action-packed episode from Albert Square? Meanwile, where will Roxy's unwanted 'ospital examination lead, isit? Monday 12 May 2008 Roxy 'as a date wiv the chuffin' dishy doctor but 'er day is full of surprises, some more welcome than uvvers, in the first of this week's visits ter Albert Square. Meanwile, Dorn's attempts ter play motchmaker for Mickey don't go quite ter plan. Tuesday 13 May 2008 Heaffer tries ter become a domestic goddess, right, but Shirley ruins 'er plans, in this latest slice of drama from Albert Square. Meanwile, right, Wellard goes missin'. However, wen 'e's found, right, he's not made welcome. Fursday 15 May 2008 Christian causes chaos wen 'e takes over Roxy's shift at The Vic, right, in tonight's visit ter Albert Square. Elsewhere, Heaffer's attempts ter become a domestic goddess fall somewot short wen she and Shirley are nicked after a boozy night out. Friday 16 May 2008 Shirley and 'eaffer are behind boozers and boff come ter some life-changin' decisions, right, in anuvver action-packed episode from Albert Square. Meanwile, right, Dot and Tanya discover they 'ave sumfink in common. Monday 19 May 2008 Roxy continues ter struggle wiv 'er news, in the week's first visit ter Walford. Meanwile, Sean becomes suspicious of Jack's relationship wiv Tanya; and Minty and 'eaffer grow closer – is 'e fallin' for 'er? Tuesday 20 May 2008 Tanya and Jack flirt over lunch at 'is 'ouse and a jealous Sean becomes enraged, right, in tonight's visit ter Albert Square. Elsewhere, right, Chelsea's birffday brings an unpleasant surprise. Heaffer, meanwile, is disappointed wen she cotches Minty kissin' anuvver bint and wonders woss gahn on. Fursday 22 May 2008 Lucas attempts ter reconcile wiv an 'urt and angry Chelsea, right, in tonight's visit ter Albert Square. Elsewhere, right, Minty is distressed by the bleedin' pain 'e's caused 'eaffer, wilst Garry is more preoccupied by 'is missed chance wiv the air 'ostess. Friday 23 May 2008 Darren and Libby's relationship shows potential as the pair kiss and make up, in the chuffin' final visit of the week ter Albert Square. Chelsea, meanwile, right, is persuaded by Patrick ter meet 'er dad and Zainab cooks a special meal for 'er family. Monday 26 May 2008 Darren plans a romantic evenin', right, in tonight's first visit of the bleedin' week ter Albert Square, do wot guvnor! Chelsea, meanwile, seems ter be sinkin' furffer into the chuffin' gutter, but 'oo will 'elp 'er now? Elsewhere, Sean goes ter great lengffs ter make Roxy spot how much 'e 'as changed, but it remains ter be seen if she will agree ter his proposals. Tuesday 27 May 2008 Ronnie and Roxy are makin' plans in tonight's visit ter Albert Square. Meanwile, Chelsea is furious wiv Patrick for 'is interference. Elsewhere, Jack and Tanya grow closer, but Dot warns Jack that Tanya is vulnerable at the bloomin' moment. Fursday 29 May 2008 Bianca's Barney Rubbles continue at Pat's 'ouse, in the latest action from Albert Square. Meanwile, at the club, right, Ronnie confides in Jack that she and Roxy are leavin' tonight. Cor blimey guv, would I lie to you? Friday 30 May 2008 Sean cotches Roxy tryin' ter leave the Square, as the drama continues. Meanwile, Chelsea is caught red-handed wiv drugs in 'er bag.

April 2008

Tuesday 1 April 2008 Pat is makin' preparations for Frank's funeral but she and Peggy begin ter disagree – before they know it they are arguin' at full tilt and exchangin' not just cruel words, right, but slaps, too. The chuffin' funeral, right, however, turns into a proper East End send-off. Fursday 3 April 2008 Bianca is strugglin' ter cope, wich leads ter a dire situation for 'er and the children, right, in tonight's visit ter Albert Square. Cor blimey guv, would I lie to you? A visit ter social services proves fruitless so Bianca is forced ter take matters into 'er own 'ands. Pat, right, suspicious of Janine's motivation for returnin' ter Walford, right, lays a trap for 'er. But is Janine quite as 'ard-hearted as she fought? Elsewhere, right, Chelsea goes ter find 'er dad. Friday 4 April 2008 Bianca and 'er kids are 'uddled togeffer in a bus shelter in the bloody week's final visit ter Albert Square. She's still strugglin' ter find a room and calls Ricky, right, but then does a runner – afraid 'e'll find out the bleedin' truff. Frank's last wishes are read out at the Vic as 'e requested, right, wile Pat's about ter head off for a new life in Spain. Monday 7 April 2008 Bianca is back, right, but Pat is shocked by 'er actions, right, in the first of this week's visits ter Albert Square. Elsewhere, Phil insists that Shirley gets 'er test results and Gus meets the girl of 'is dreams. Tuesday 8 April 2008 Biancan 'as a showdahn wiv Ricky about wot 'as 'appened wiv the bleedin' kids in tonight's visit ter Albert Square – but she may 'ave found the answer ter her problems. Meanwile, Shirley walks oray from the hospital wivout copping 'er results. Vinnie returns and declares 'is feelings for 'er – but is 'e the one she wants? Fursday 10 April 2008 Bianca tells the chuffin' social worker that she does 'ave somewhere ter live, in this evenin''s visit ter Walford. I'll get out me spoons. But will Ricky go along wiv 'er plan? Elsewhere, right, Shirley pushes Phil for an answer, but wot will 'e say, then, eh, mate? Gus, right, meanwile, right, is deliriously 'appy wiv 'is new girlmate. Friday 11 April 2008 Social Services come ter inspect Pat's 'ouse, right, in tonight's visit ter Albert Square. Yer can't 'ave a knees-up wivout a joanna. Will Bianca cop her kids back? Elsewhere, Sean continues ter wind up Gus and manipulates 'is girlmucker in order ter get at 'im even more. Monday 14 April 2008 Bianca oraits the return of 'er kids – but will it go as smooffly as she wants – in the first of this week's visits ter Albert Square? Meanwile, Steven is frustrated. He wants ter take fings ter the next level wiv Stacey, but 'is experience, or lack of it, is straight up 'amperin' 'is progress. Tuesday 15 April 2008 Bianca is desperate ter make amends wiv 'er children so organises a knees-up at Dot's, hopin' they will want ter come, in tonight's visit ter Albert Square. Elsewhere, right, Stacey and Steven make up after the confusion. Meanwile, Peggy 'olds a ballot at The Vic ter enter two candidates for Barmaid of the bleedin' Year. Fursday 17 April 2008 Steven and Stacey are now public knowledge – but will tonight be the night that Steven gets wot 'e wants – in the latest visit ter Walford? Meanwile, Bianca appears ter be stayin' 'round for the long run as she enrols the kids at a local school. Elsewhere, Dorn is showin' off 'er dress for the bleedin' barmaid competition, but it is ruined wen muddy Wellard springs into view. Friday 18 April 2008 Steven is reluctant ter reveal the truff about 'is night wiv Stacey, in tonight's visit ter Albert Square. Meanwile, Roxy and Dorn cop increasingly competitive – but will eever win the competition? Elsewhere, Steven is 'umiliated in R&R after the bleedin' truff is revealed. Monday 21 April 2008 It's the day of Minty and 'eaffer's stag and 'en nights, and Shirley wants ter give 'eaffer an amazin' time, in the bloody first of this week's visits ter Walford. Elsewhere, right, Christian tries ter get Steven ter open up about wot 'appened the bleedin' uvver night; and Jack and Tanya become closer. Tuesday 22 April 2008 It's Minty and 'eaffer's weddin' day, but 'oo will Minty choose wen 'azel gets dahn on one knee in the bloody latest action from Albert Square? At the weddin', right, Jack accompanies Tanya ravver than Ronnie, right, 'oo 'ave a looks disappointed. Meanwile, right, Roxy and Sean embark on a dangerous liaison. Fursday 24 April 2008 Minty still 'asn't made 'is big decision – but time is runnin' out as the altar looms in the latest visit ter Albert Square. Will 'e end up choosin' 'eaffer or 'azel? Elsewhere, Roxy's messing-up brings Ronnie and Jack closer – but will Sean put a spanner in the works? Meanwile, Shirley and Stacey are boff 'avin' relationship Barney Rubble. Friday 25 April 2008 Ronnie is right concerned about Roxy, in the bleedin' last of this week's visits ter Albert Square. Meanwile, right, Sean tries ter teach Gus a lesson for copping involved in 'is business. Elsewhere, right, Stacey and Steven go ter visit Ian and Jane followin' their night togeffer. Monday 28 April 2008 Jack and Roxy can barely 'ave a look at each uvver, in the bleedin' week's first visit ter Albert Square. They are boff ashamed and can't Nanny Goat Race Ronnie findin' out the bloody truff. Elsewhere, right, Sean is on a mission and 'as Gus in 'is sights. Meanwile, wen Stacey uses Gus's keys ter open up 'is flat, she makes a truly shockin' discoright... Tuesday 29 April 2008 Stacey despairs, appalled ter see Gus 'eld 'ostage – Sean is evidently gahn crazy – in anuvver dramatic visit ter Albert Square. Elsewhere, Roxy is consumed wiv guilt and afraid that Ronnie will spot ffrough 'er lies. Meanwile, Ian gets a call ter go and spot a girl in a run-dahn block of flats – could it be Lucy, eh, mate?

March 2008

Monday 3 March 2008 In tonight's visit ter Albert Square, right, Steven 'as put Stacey forward for a fashion-design course – but will she go for it? Tanya, meanwile, plans 'er revenge on Max. Tuesday 4 March 2008 Stacey gets creative and uses Steven as 'er model, in tonight's visit ter Albert Square. Meanwile, right, Tanya lays dahn 'er terms ter Max, but will 'e agree? Fursday 6 March 2008 Stacey 'as 'er interview at the chuffin' Fashion College, in tonight's visit ter Albert Square. Meanwile, Bradley is off ter see a man about a Uncle Bob, and Max is chuffed that Tanya is lettin' 'im hammer and tack into their lives. Friday 7 March 2008 Shirley, in self-destruct mode, right, makes a fool of 'erself on Garry's birffday. Meanwile, Jane enjoys makin' Ian work 'ard after 'is confession about Clare. Monday 10 March 2008 Phil is shocked wen 'e finds Shirley and takes 'er ter hospital where she finds the bleedin' courage ter talk ter the Doctor. Sean’s paranoia about Tanya and Max grows and schemin' Clare returns. Tuesday 11 March 2008 Ian is pushed ter the chuffin' limit wiv Lucy’s behaviour; 'eaffer and Shirley make up but she still 'asn’t told any fairy woss on 'er mind and Max finally seems ter be copping wot 'e wants. Fursday 13 March 2008 Minty and 'eaffer do their Mae West in the Lurve competition but it soon turns ter panic wen Marni finks they 'ave been cheatin'. Ian is at 'is wits end wiv Lucy wen she rips up the invitations ter the palace. Sunday 16 March 2008 Minty is upset wen 'e receives a postcard from 'azel. Max is prepared ter sign the shares over ter Tanya but wot does she right want? And Lucy 'olds an 'ouse knees-up ter get revenge on Ian but is shocked by 'is reaction... Monday 17 March 2008 Tanya believes 'er plan for Max is gahn well - but is all as it seems? Lucy's missin' after 'er out of control knees-up in the house. Queenie is outstayin' 'er welcome at Garry and Minty's. As the chuffin' Masoods orait a their guest, right, Shabnam is disinterested, rememberin' Jalil 'the geek' from 'er childhood. And Shirley’s behaviour is finally explained. Tuesday 18 March 2008 Lucy is still officially missin' Ian and Jane are distraught but Ian neglects ter tell the Bobbies the 'oole truff. Sean is fed up of messing fings Tanya’s way, especially wen Stacey puts doubts in 'is mind. Phil takes Shirley under 'is win'. And Zainab sets up a motchmakin' dinner for Shabnam and Jalil... Fursday 20 March 2008 Tanya tells Max tomorrow they can 'ave a special night togeffer – 'e just needs ter get a babysitter for the bloody kids. Ian and Jane are devastated Lucy is still missin' and Ian breaks dahn wen 'e meets an 'omeless girl. Zainab gets a glimpse of Jalil’s girlmucker and realises she’s not gonna be an 'indrance ter her motchmakin'. And 'eaffer faces up ter her muvver Queenie. Friday 21 March 2008 It’s the bleedin' day Tanyan 'as been waitin' for. But first she’s got ter meet the bloody solicitor wiv Max and play the bleedin' role of contented trouble and strife. Later, the scene is set and Tanya's fully prepared... will 'er plan work? Ian and Jane are at loggerheads – the bloomin' trust dissolvin' between them. But wen the bobbies call they cop a shock - they’ve found the chuffin' body of a girl... Monday 24 March 2008 Sean is eager ter start 'is new life wiv Tanya, in tonight's first visit of the week ter Albert Square. However, she is sickened by the ffought of wot she 'as done. Tuesday 25 March 2008 Tanya struggles ter come ter terms wiv wot she 'as done, in tonight's visit ter Albert Square. Sean is also copin' badly. Tanya's children, meanwile, are constantly askin' questions about their dad, wich adds ter Tanya's distress. Fursday 27 March 2008 It's Roxy's birffday, and she's not 'appy about turnin' 30, in tonight's visit ter Albert Square. However, right, Ronnie 'as big plans ter mark 'er sister's birffday. Elsewhere, right, Chelsea arrives at Booty ready for work, right, but the window 'as been smashed. Friday 28 March 2008 It's Lauren's birffday but, right, wiv Max gone and Lucy missin', right, Tanya is strugglin' ter give 'er a special day. Elsewhere, Jack continues ter charm Ronnie out of their new "strictly ace" relationship, but Ronnie is desperately tryin' ter resist 'im. Monday 31 March 2008 Peggy is determined ter get ter the bottom of Pat's move ter Spain and is convinced there is a man involved, in tonight's first visit of the bleedin' week ter Albert Square. Chelsea, meanwile, is 'ell-bent on findin' 'er favver but 'er sister, right, Libby, is reticent.

Feb 2008

Friday 1 February 2008 Minty is excited about the pregnancy, but 'azel 'as sumfink on 'er mind, right, in the last of this week's visits ter Albert Square. It's over between Jack and Ronnie, meanwile, right, but they are missin' each uvver. Monday 4 February 2008 Minty and Garry 'ave an 'eart ter heart about favverhood, right, wile 'azel is strugglin' ter come ter terms wiv 'er 'eartbreakin' news. Elsewhere, right, Clare makes 'er mark in the Square wile Uncle Bob 'untin'. And Ian and Christian experience bein' business partners Tuesday 5 February 2008 Stacey's 'avin' problems wiv 'er stall and Jean asks Mo ter help Stacey out... Chelsea and Clare cop the shock of their lives wen they turn up at Booty. And Minty takes drastic action as 'e continues ter blame Garry for comin' between 'im and 'azel. Fursday 7 February 2008 Deano returns from prison, right, promptin' Shirley ter ffrow 'eaffer out of the bloomin' flat. Mo smells a rat wiv Stacey’s new stock but can’t figure out wot the cotch is. And Christian and Ian are 'opin' ter get a lucrative caterin' contract but Ian will 'ave ter venture out of 'is comfort zone ter win it... Friday 8 February 2008 Lucy and Christian wind Ian up about 'is latest business venture. Stacey and Mo figure out woss wrong wiv 'er stock. And Jack agrees ter 'ave a look after Clare at the club for the chuffin' night. Monday 11 February 2008 Stacey is in 'ospital after collapsin' in the club, in tonight's visit ter Walford. Sean is a man on a vengeful mission and wants Max ter pay for wot 'e 'as done ter Stacey. Tuesday 12 February 2008 Stacey 'as gone missin', in tonight's visit ter Albert Square. I'll get out me spoons. Meanwile, right, Tanya realises Sean is disturbed and asks 'im ter leave. Fursday 14 February 2008 It's Valentine's Day, but does it mean Stacey and Bradley can be reunited, mate? It's also the bloomin' day of the first divorce 'earin' – will it go well for Tanya? Friday 15 February 2008 Stacey and Bradley are at a Doctor 'oo convention – but will they repair their broken relationship, isit?Meanwile, Mo is on a mission – ter find a new luv for Charlie, init?Her first put the mockers on is ter place a Lonely 'eart's advert in the chuffin' Walford Gazette. Monday 18 February 2008 Jack announces new openin' 'ours for the bloody club, in tonight's first visit of the week ter Albert Square. Wile most of the bleedin' Mitchells are furious wiv 'im, Phil remains uncharacteristically composed. Clare, right, meanwile, right, turns 'er attentions ter Ian after bein' shunned by Max, and Sean dumps Tanya – 'oo turns ter drink. She forgets ter pick Abi up from school but Max comes ter the bleedin' rescue. Elsewhere, right, Bradley returns ter the bleedin' Square and tells Stacey she should cop a solicitor – soon. Tuesday 19 February 2008 Jack is on the warpaff in tonight's visit ter Walford. Yer can't 'ave a knees-up wivout a joanna. Determined ter discover 'oo trashed 'is flat, right, he's pointin' the finger of blame in more than one direction. Elsewhere, Mickey offers the bloody Masood family a place ter stay. Clare, meanwile, right, gets 'er clors into Ian, and Ian decides that Christian 'as outstayed 'is welcome. Yer can't 'ave a knees-up wivout a joanna. Fursday 21 February 2008 It's Tanya's birffday and she decides ter celebrate, in tonight's visit ter Albert Square. I'll get out me spoons. However, right, Max uses the opportunity ter spike Tanya's drink. Elsewhere, Clare, right, 'oo is dressed ter kill, has a mesmerised Ian round for dinner. Jack, meanwile, right, finally figures out 'oo wrecked 'is flat – and 'e's determined ter teach them a lesson, right? Friday 22 February 2008 Ian evicts Jase in favour of Christian, right, in the final visit of the bleedin' week ter Albert Square. Dorn, however, right, is more than willin' ter come ter his rescue. Tanya, right, meanwile, realises she may 'ave ruined 'er chances wiv the kids, and 'er attempts at a reconciliation wiv Max backfire, init? Monday 25 February 2008 Ian decides ter get into shape and asks Christian ter help 'im. But is it Jane 'e's tryin' ter impress? Steven, right, meanwile, finds a runoray sleepin' underneaff Stacey's market stall and takes 'er under 'is win'. Elsewhere, after placin' an ad in the chuffin' lonely 'earts' column, Charlie goes on a blind date. Wen 'e arrives at Fargos, right, however, he's surprised ter find Peggy waitin'. Tuesday 26 February 2008 Tanya confesses ter Abi that she misses Max. Abi, however, takes it as an invitation ter get 'er mum and dad hammer and tack togeffer, right? Sean, meanwile, pressures Tanya into makin' a decision about their future. Thanks ter Mo's pools, Charlie is under pressure from the 'oole Square ter lose weight and Yolande kindly offers ter take 'im ter play badminton. Elsewhere, a foolish Ian finds 'imself in a sticky situation after 'e invites boff Jane and Clare for a night oray in an 'otel. Fursday 28 February 2008 Poor Charlie is shamed as a groper but dain't confess 'is true motives as the 'oole Square 'as brass on 'is next weigh-in. Meanwile, believin' Jane is out of tahn, Ian invites Clare over for an evenin' of seduction. Jane, right, however, is just across the bleedin' Square... Over at the bloomin' Brannings, Tanya and Max perform a karaoke duet for the bleedin' kids and agree ter attend parents' evenin' togeffer. Maybe there's still 'ope for them, right, after all... Right. Friday 29 February 2008 Max lays 'is 'eart on the line and tells Tanyan 'e wants 'er back. Elsewhere, Dorn implores a frightened Jay ter go ter court and give evidence. Stephen wants ter help Stacey realise 'er childhood dream as a fashion designer, but Stacey questions 'is motives. Meanwile, Ian's sycophancy continues. However, right, a manipulative Clare sets about sabotagin' 'is plans.

Jan 2008

Wednesday 2 January 2008 The bloomin' bobbies are on the bloomin' trail of the chuffin' cut-and-shut cars, but will Pat be able ter stick 'em off the chuffin' scent? Jack, meanwile, plans a romantic evenin' for Ronnie, right, in tonight's visit ter Walford, alffough 'e is surprised wen Roxy turns up in 'er place. Fursday 3 January 2008 Ronnie enjoys lunch wiv Jack but admonishes 'im for 'is constant game messing, right, as the Drama continues. She tells 'im 'ow it is and says she knows 'e is just messing Phil, too. Friday 4 January 2008 Phil finally gets a glimpse of some bloke special from 'is past, in tonight's visit ter Albert Square. Steven, right, meanwile, moves in wiv the chuffin' Beales but Jane lets 'im know exactly wot she finks of 'im. Monday 7 January 2008 Tanya's day goes from bad ter worse and she ends up makin' a show of 'erself in the bleedin' Queen Vic, in tonight's visit ter Albert Square. Vinnie, right, meanwile, reveals a wee bit about 'is past. I'll get out me spoons. Tuesday 8 January 2008 Tanya ain't 'appy about 'er sister's arrival but soon realises she could provide some much-needed support, right, as the trials and tribulations of life in Albert Square continue. Chelsea, meanwile, struggles ter find a Uncle Bob and Jane 'as a plan ter keep Steven out of 'er way. Fursday 10 January 2008 Honey and Billy 'ave outstayed their welcome but 'oney don't want ter offend Peggy by movin' out, as life in Albert Square continues. Elsewhere, Peggy and Phil are furious ter hear about Ronnie's latest romance. Friday 11 January 2008 Ronnie, right, Roxy, Phil and Billy discuss the bedroom problem at the Vic, right, in the last visit of the week ter Walford. It's not ideal for 'oney and Billy ter be sleepin' in the sittin' room, and evry geezer finks it would be a good idea if the bleedin' couple moved in wiv Pat at 'er suggestion. Monday 14 January 2008 The club 'osts a corporate knees-up strictly for aces, in tonight's visit ter Albert Square. Dorn, Jase and Garry are workin' at the event, right, but Shabnam manages ter get an invitation. Dorn later 'as a decision ter make wen boff Garry and Jase make a move on 'er. Tuesday 15 January 2008 Billy and 'oney make a mess wile stayin' at Pat's, right, and Billy's attempts ter mend the situation just make matters worse, right, in tonight's visit ter Albert Square. Meanwile, Dorn is in a quandary, init?'oo should she choose – Garry or Jase, isit? Fursday 17 January 2008 Dorn and Jase spend their first full night togeffer, right, but Dorn takes fings a bit too quickly, right, in tonight's visit ter Walford. Meanwile, it's Masood's silver weddin' anniversary but Masood 'asn't planned anyfink. He 'astily books a table at a restaurant and buys a last-minute gift, right, but 'is 'aste is sure ter backfire. Friday 18 January 2008 Jay 'as a new set of undesirable chinas, in the last of this week's visits ter Albert Square. Meanwile, right, Dot lives in fear wen the gang starts ter swarm outside 'er 'ouse. Monday 21 January 2008 Under pressure from the chuffin' E20 crowd, right, Jay nicks Dot's keys and causes mayhem in 'er 'ouse, in tonight's visit ter Albert Square. Elsewhere, Christian tries ter inject some excitement into Jane's life, right, and Ronnie finds out a wee more about Jack. Tuesday 22 January 2008 Dot is sufferin' wivout Jim, in tonight's visit ter Albert Square, right, wile Ian takes Christian's advice and tries ter impress Jane. Elsewhere, Dorn wants ter launch 'er daughter's modellin' career. Fursday 24 January 2008 Jack 'as spent the night reminiscin' about 'appier times, in tonight's visit ter Walford. Ronnie arrives at the chuffin' club ter find it locked. She tries ter contact Jack, but 'e ignores 'er. In desperation, she borrows wire cutters from the bloomin' local workmen and breaks in, right, only ter find that Jack 'as disappeared frough the fire exit. Friday 25 January 2008 Christian and Ian work on their partnership, in the bloody last of this week's visits ter Albert Square. Meanwile, right, Roxy tries ter make it up ter Ronnie, but is shocked by wot she spots. Monday 28 January 2008 Roxy is determined ter reveal Jack's true colours, in tonight's visit ter Walford. Zainab, meanwile, is Barney Rubbled – the bleedin' family are straight up in debt but she attempts ter keep the news ter herself. Tuesday 29 January 2008 Ronnie and Jack's relationship 'its the skids, just as they are goin' on of movin' in togeffer, right, in tonight's visit ter Walford. Meanwile, Minty is excited about becomin' a dad, but 'azel 'ave a looks uneasy after a doctor's appointment. Fursday 31 January 2008 Dot puts out the milk bottles. The Square is dark, it's night time and in the chuffin' distance there's London evenin' noise – laughter, cars, a scream. Dot 'ave a looks 'round before gahn hammer and tack inside. She locks 'er door; she is alone wiv 'er tape recorder.

Dec 2007

Monday 3 December 2007 Lucy tries ter persuade Ian ter let 'er 'ave a knees-up for 'er birffday, right, but goes ahead wiv the chuffin' invites before Ian 'as a chance ter agree. Ronnie worries about the contract she 'as 'ad drorn up wiv Jack, in this week's first visit ter Albert Square. Steven, meanwile, right, starts ter get competitive wiv Ian and they argue. Tuesday 4 December 2007 Phil contemplates returnin' ter his alcoholic lifestyle as 'e realises the bloomin' extent of Peggy's dahnfall, right? Elsewhere, right, a secret is revealed at the club and 'ave a looks set ter split up Ronnie and Roxy. Fursday 6 December 2007 It's Peter and Lucy's birffday, but Steven is still causin' Barney Rubble, right, in this week's penultimate visit ter Albert Square. He's full of angst and upset, and is actin' like a time bomb waitin' ter go off. Meanwile, there is tension between Ronnie and Roxy. Cor blimey guv, would I lie to you? Could the bloody sisters be fallin' out, then, eh, mate? Friday 7 December 2007 Stacey continues ter try ter reason wiv Steven, 'oo seems intent on sendin' 'imself up in flames. Elsewhere, Ronnie and Roxy are still at loggerheads and Ronnie moves out of The Vic wen she and Phil disagree. Monday 10 December 2007 It is the run-up ter Christmas and Billy is still desperate ter keep a roof over 'is family's 'ead, in tonight's visit ter Walford, right? He is tryin' ter make brass but is runnin' out of options. Meanwile, Steven takes Bradley and Stacey on a night out ter celebrate 'is birffday. Tuesday 11 December 2007 Jack is causin' friction in the Square, in tonight's visit ter Walford. Peggy is fed up wiv 'im on their potch, nickin' their business, and it 'ave a looks as fough Jack likes copping under Phil's nose. Fursday 13 December 2007 Phil wants nuffink ter do wiv Jack and is determined ter get 'im out of the Square, enlistin' Max's 'elp, as life in Walford continues. Friday 14 December 2007 Billy's search for an 'ome is fruitless and 'e's at the bloomin' end of 'is teffer – nuffink is gahn right for 'im - in this week's final visit ter Walford. Honey, meanwile, right, is still in the dark about their situation. Monday 17 December 2007 Billy 'ides the charity brass in tonight's first visit of the chuffin' week ter Albert Square. Honey is none the wiser, but Peggy is on ter him. Steven, meanwile, is tryin' ter make it up ter Ian and Jane. Elsewhere, Sean is hammer and tack and 'ave a lookin' freatenin'. Stacey's worried 'e's gonna ruin fings for them. Tuesday 18 December 2007 Abi 'as a new role in the school nativity play, but is beginnin' ter behave like a diva, in tonight's visit ter Albert Square. Elsewhere, Sean returns and Carly finds 'im asleep in a car at the Lot. Later, on a girls' night out, right, Dorn bets Carly she will cop back togeffer wiv Sean. Fursday 20 December 2007 Jane is furious wen she realises that Ian 'as told Steven wot she 'as been frough, in tonight's visit ter Walford. Meanwile, right, Honey and Billy's problems go from bad ter worse wen they are frown out of their flat. Friday 21 December 2007 Ian finally cotches up wiv Steven and tells 'im some 'ome truffs, right, in tonight's final visit of the week ter Albert Square. Meanwile, right, Peggy sends Phil out ter fetch Billy and the family, and Ronnie invites Jack ter dinner wiv the bloody family in the chuffin' hope of sortin' fings out wiv Phil. Monday 24 December 2007 Ian builds some bridges wiv Steven, right, in tonight's visit ter Albert Square, do wot guvnor! But is it at the expense of 'is relationship wiv Jane? Elsewhere, the carols are a great success – thanks ter some last-minute input from Shirley. Tuesday 25 December 2007 It's Christmas mornin', and the Albert Square residents wake up wiv a warm glow followin' a successful evenin' of carol singgin' the night before. Max and Tanya, right, meanwile, prepare for their big Christmas lunch but, durin' the bloomin' day ahead, there are some shockin' revelations in the Brannin' 'ousehold. Tuesday 25 December 2007 A revelation blows the Brannin' family apart. Wednesday 26 December 2007 Stacey pours 'er 'eart out followin' the chuffin' previous day's events, but is any fairy prepared ter listen ter her? Fursday 27 December 2007 Darren expresses 'is concerns ter Kevin and is right worried about the bloody cars on the chuffin' Lot. Meanwile, Roxy wants a night out and pressures Jase into takin' 'er out for dinner, as the trials and tribulations of life in Albert Square continue. Friday 28 December 2007 Yolande is frilled Patrick 'as bought 'er some drivin' lessons for Christmas, as life in Albert Square continues. All she needs now is a car. Elsewhere, right, Jack decides ter try and make it up ter Ronnie and asks 'er on anuvver date. Cor blimey guv! She tells 'im it 'ad better be good as she 'as already 'ad anuvver offer. Jack's intrigued, but Ronnie stays tight-lipped about 'oo 'er date is. Monday 31 December 2007 Kevin needs ter quickly come up wiv a plan, right, in today's visit ter The Square. Ronnie, meanwile, right, has developed a crush on Jack.

Friday 30 November 2007

All the locals are in the bleedin' club ter celebrate its reopenin', right? Even Steven Beale is there, ffough technically 'e is underage but Roxy agrees ter turn a blind eye. Cor blimey guv, would I lie to you? Ronnie is shocked that Jack 'as turned out and wonders wot 'e wants. The club knees-up is continuin', and as tends ter happen, the bloomin' most unlikely locals go ter the club openin' event, includin' Ian, 'oo gets incredibly annoyin' wen 'e is drunk as usual, right, and 'as ter be controlled by Jane 'oo apologises ter evry geezer on 'is behalf (and conveniently 'er wound seems ter be perfectly not so bad now). She is 'appy ter let Ian reveal Steven's age fough. Heaffer also makes an poof of 'erself tryin' ter DJ, right, and boff are ejected from the bleedin' club, right, wiv Jase makin' 'imself useful and quietly and efficiently removin' Steven for Roxy. Shirley gets drunk and abusive ter Vinnie, and Carly chips in and warns Vinnie off as well, right, but 'e ain't put off by any of the chuffin' horrendous family. Billy manages ter get sacked as an elf because of 'is appallin' time-keepin'. He drowns 'is sorrows in the bleedin' Vic, right, where 'eaffer comes ter commiserate wiv 'im after bein' kicked out of the club. At Dot's, right, Bradley tries ter help 'er mend the mug, and she snaps and tells them she wants all these blokes (meanin' Jean right) out of 'er 'ouse. Bradley is shocked and worried about 'er. Stacey puts on 'er sulky miserable Nanny Goat Race. Darren confronts Kevin about the bloomin' dodgy motors wen Phil tells them they'll 'ave a new deliright soon, and Kevin just wants Carly kept out of it, but 'e wants ter keep earnin' the brass ter help Deano. Denise makes an offer on the bloomin' house (Ian's ole one) wich Ian 'as accepted. Kevin is surprised but says nuffink about 'ow they are gonna pay for it. Jack keeps on wotchin' Ronnie and she is nervous and jumpy, right, and Jack makes the most of all opportunities ter worry 'er as 'e rabbit and porks ter Peggy about 'ow well she's doin' wiv the club, etc. Phil is suspicious, naturally, since 'e is an ex-bobby, so 'e 'ates 'im by default. As the bleedin' evenin' drors ter a close, Jack tells Ronnie that 'e 'as bought a flat nearby ter keep an eye on the club, so she will be seein' a bit more of 'im. He also wants ter make a few changes now that 'e is 'ere.

Thursday 29 November 2007

Ronnie and Roxy are makin' last-minute changes ahead of the bleedin' openin' night of their club. A sad, lonely Dot returns ter the Square wivout Jim. Dot finds Jean at 'er 'ouse wen she gets hammer and tack from Jim's, and she's a bit 'ysterical, right, as she 'ad wanted ter be alone or at least quiet wiv 'er worry and grief over Jim's condition, and Jean is manic and neurotic. Dot is also pretty neurotic and chain smokin' at 'ome, and I can't recall wen exactly she took up smokin' again. Jean smashes some crockery (Jim's mug) and Dot takes it badly. Shirley is still insistin' that she ain't interested in Vinnie, right, but 'eaffer keeps on tryin' because she finks 'e is "luvly" (alffough not as luvly as 'er crush, Garry, o'course! Oi!) and 'elps 'im out all the bleedin' time. This time she lets 'im cook for Shirley, right, 'oo is astonished. She asks 'im why 'e keeps on tryin' and 'e says [he's an out of work failed comedian so needs the brass, oh I mean ...] that 'e likes a challenge. Billy and 'oney are still muddlin' along 'opelessly and bein' borin', init? It's the bloomin' big club openin' night and Ronnie is sortin' evryfink out. She falls over and 'urts 'erself so 'as ter go ter hospital, and the bloody plans are rushed and some of it 'as ter be done by Roxy instead. It transpires that between Roxy and Dorn they failed ter obtain the bloomin' correct deliright of drink (Dorn signed for the chuffin' wrong botch or wotever) and they're gonna be short of alcohol, right, so Peggy kindly allows them ter borrow some from the bleedin' Vic, right? Peggy don't seem ter mind the competition, as R&R's opens at 10pm, right, and she proposes a toast ter anuvver "Mitchell" enterprise and Ronnie fails ter mention that it's less than 'alf 'ers. She goes ter the office, right, and ter her surprise, finds Jack there. He is smug as she 'esitates ter explain wot 'e is doin' 'angin' 'round in the club's private office

Tuesday 27 November 2007

Kevin realises 'e 'as ter get the chuffin' car from the bobbies and dispose of it. Ronnie is keen ter manage the club wivout any 'elp from Phil, but Phil 'as uvver ideas. Billy is still strugglin' ter make ends meet. Ronnie and Roxy are plannin' the bloody club openin' and Ronnie asks Phil why 'e persuaded Roxy ter employ Jase. Roxy turns the music on in the club, and she turns it up right loud, ffen it trips the bloomin' electricity supply and they are plunged into darkness. Phil 'appens ter be there and says 'e knows an electrician. Cor blimey guv, would I lie to you? Honey makes Billy breakfast, but 'e rushes off before 'e can finish it, as 'e is late for the stall. She wines that ten minutes late won't matter. Ian is furious that Billy is late, and also bunked off yesterday, and calls 'im the biggest moron 'e 'as ever met, and the cherry on top is that 'e left Steven in charge of 'is stall. He says 'e could train a monkey ter do that Uncle Bob. Billy sighs "can I go now?" Denise and Kevin discuss Deano and Chelsea. Kevin is also tryin' ter get 'old of Phil ter talk about the bloody dodgy cars. Kevin is annoyed wiv Darren, right, 'oo 'as been avoidin' 'im. He says evasively that 'e fought Kevin already knew, nuffink gets past 'im. Kevin don't believe 'im and Darren tries the "scared of Phil" defence, right? Kevin accepts that one. Wen 'e meets Phil, he says that "PC Morris" bought the Jag, and drove it off yesterday, and Phil just says Kevin must 'ave guessed, right, and 'e should be more careful. Kevin accuses Phil of bullyin' Darren into keepin' quiet and Phil says Darren took 200 quid for that. Right. Kevin sacks Darren, 'oo begs for one more chance. Wen Kevin takes a can of petrol and the address of the bobby, right, Darren quickly jumps into the bleedin' car ter help 'im torch the car. At 'ome, Denise is 'avin' a day off work sick, and Pat says that's a pity, right, she wanted 'er ter post a package for Deano. Denise ravver unreasonably moans that Pat 'asn't sent one for Chelsea, right, and Pat says 'e is 'er family. Dorn is 'andin' out flyers for the club wiv Roxy and they spot Jase runnin', right, and Roxy flirts wiv 'im and pretends ter attack 'im and 'e grabs 'er, right, and Dorn walks off in an 'uff. Vinnie chats Shirley up and she declines lunch, and says she is workin'. He is disappointed and goes ter the bettin' shop and invites Pat for a drink at lunchtime. She comes in and boasts about 'er lunch wiv a dashin' gentleman, 'oo drives a fantastic car, and is well out of Shirley's league. Wen 'e arrives, Pat and Shirley are 'avin' a slangin' motch, right, and 'e tells Pat ter forget it. She says 'e just used 'er ter make Shirley jealous. He says she were 'appy ter do it too. Right. Honey 'ave a looks for a flat again, and writes a budget. She also admits that she followed Billy yesterday because she fought 'e were 'avin' an affair, and found out about 'is cute elf outfit. Honey says she is so proud of 'im takin' all these Uncle Bobs ter keep the family togeffer. Cor blimey guv! Ian 'as a go at Billy, sayin' this is the worst monff they 'ave ever 'ad on the stall, and 'e may 'ave ter let Billy go. Kevin and Darren 'ave ter wait for the cop ter get hammer and tack home so they can nick the bloody car. They play games ter pass the bloody time, film quotes, and Kevin is amazed at Darren's film knowledge. A car pulls up and Kevin shouts "duck", [wich I totally misheard first time]. They rush out and break into the car and Kevin 'otwires it, right, leavin' their uvver car right there. Darren and Kevin cop back from torchin' the car and chat in the chuffin' tube station, right, wen Kevin asks where Darren learned ter torch a car and 'e says a mate at school, right? Kevin goes 'ome and Denise complains about the smell of petrol on 'is kit. Ronnie 'as ter use Phil's electrician, right, 'oo charges 'er 400 quid, for a bit of ringg main work, right, and some uvver waffle. Yer can't 'ave a knees-up wivout a joanna. She tells 'im she will pay 150, the Inland Revenue 'as an 'otline for cash-in-hand workers like 'im. He moans that 'e 'as been mugged, and she says she's a Mitchell. I'll get out me spoons. He goes straight ter Phil and laughs and 'ands 'im the chuffin' brass 'e got, right, and Phil grins and gives 'im a few quid for replacin' two fuses, and also the two fuses 'e took out ter cause the bleedin' problem in the bloody first place. Phil visits Kevin, 'oo says 'e sorted it and Phil asks about fingerprints, and Kevin says 'e'd ravver not sell Phil's cars in future. Phil says Not so bad, drop off the keys ter the bleedin' car lot - if Kevin won't sell 'is cars, right, he will find some bloke 'oo will.

Monday 26 November 2007

Kevin, Shirley and Carly visit Deano in 'ospital but are shocked ter see 'is injuries. Honey is determined ter find out wot Billy's second Uncle Bob is, and Kevin is later in shock wen 'e realises wot 'e 'as been sellin'. Kevin visits Deano in prison where 'e's miserable and 'avin' an 'ard time [wich is the point, obviously, it's not sposed ter be an 'oliday camp]. Ian shows Bradley the CCTV footage of Steven smashin' up the bleedin' market stall and Stacey says 'e could cop into Barney Rubble for it, right, so Steven grabs the tape Ian is 'oldin' ter destroy the bloody evidence [I would assume Ian 'as a copy, right, and Steven's violent and manic behaviour is quite scary]. Lauren gets 'er video camera hammer and tack and tells Max it ain't workin' any more [presumably after Jean dropped it]. He manages ter fix it and checks it is workin' by wotchin' a bit of 'oneymoon footage, but it's not clear if the weddin' part is workin'. He tells Lauren ter transfer the bloody video ter DVD soon as possible. I'll get out me spoons. Honey follows Billy ter his suspicious new Uncle Bob, right, as she were worried wen she seen him copping in the car wiv an attractive bint. She suspects 'im of 'avin' an affair [as if that lass would fancy Billy!] and finds out 'e is workin' in a Christmas tree market dressed as an elf, right, wich 'ave a looks immensely 'umiliatin' for Billy. Ronnie and Roxy set up the club and interview staff, right, refusin' Shirley a Uncle Bob but employin' yung attractive staff, includin' Dorn. Roxy insists they employ Jase as a bouncer, alffough Ronnie refuses, right, and she obviously finks it's just because Roxy fancies 'im [also, right, this is ridiculous, he could not possibly cop a security/doorman licence wiv 'is particular criminal record, right, so 'e ain't workin' there legally]. Roxy says Phil recommended 'im. Shirley is fed up at not copping the Uncle Bob and wen Vinnie calls ter invite 'er ter lunch, right, he cotches 'er at a bad time and she agrees. Kevin is distracted at the car lot but Darren is a bit nervous about Phil's dodgy cars arrivin', but keeps quiet about it ter Kevin. A customer arrives and is interested in a fairly expensive Jaguar, and wen 'e discovers the man is a bobby, right, Darren tries ter put 'im off buyin' the car. Kevin bliffely sells it ter him, ffough, wich prompts Darren ter tell 'im the 'oole story about Phil's cars bein' nicked and 'avin' dodgy documentation

Friday 23 November 2007

The Wicks family 'ears that Deano 'as been attacked. Ian teases Billy about a mark 'e 'as on 'is neck and asks 'im weffer it's a luv bite. Billy is embarrassed. Right. Denise complains that Pat 'as given Steven 'er bacon for breakfast. Carly gets a letter from Deano and is cheerful. Bradley goes ter work and Jean says she almost didn't recognise 'im wiv 'is kit on, init?He is 'orribly embarrassed and she laughs. Jean and Stacey 'ave breakfast and Jean is right irritatin'. Bradley calls Stacey ter get 'er ter the stall, and then tells Billy that 'is stall is in the wrong location. Stacey 'ave a looks at Steven's prices and says 'e is sellin' it at cost price, right, so Pat 'ad better not be expectin' any rent. Dorn spots an ad for boozer staff at the bleedin' club. She asks Phil in the chuffin' Vic and Shirley is keen for the chuffin' Uncle Bob too. Dorn says that they probably want yung staff, right, not a dried up ole prune, right, and then 'eaffer appears after arrangin' for Vince ter appear. Shirley is annoyed and goes ter flirt wiv Kevin ter make the bloomin' point ter Vinnie. Heaffer explains 'oo Kevin is and says they 'ate each uvver. Shirley goes hammer and tack to 'er flat and 'as a go at 'eaffer, right, but finds Vinnie there, right? They 'ave a prickly conversation, leadin' ter a dinner date. Phil goes ter see Kevin and finds Darren messing wiv 'is new Ipod. Phil says 'e sposes that is wot 'e bought wiv the bleedin' brass, right, and 'e 'ad better not tell any of 'is mates about yesterday, init? Steven is aggressive and tells Ian that 'e 'as called the bobbies about the chuffin' stall and 'ave they went on ter him yet, then, eh, luv? Ian decides ter go and give a statement ter the bobbies about it and they 'ad no record of the complaint. Then 'e 'as the brilliant idea of 'ave a lookin' at the tape from the CCTV cameran 'e set up outside 'is gate and 'e finds out that 'e 'as caught the stall vandalism on tape and it were Steven 'oo did it 'imself. Jean phones Stacey ter say she 'ad ter sign for 'er 'oliday case, right, and she opens it ter sort out 'er werehin' for 'er. Cor blimey guv! She 'ave a looks at the bloody camera and spots the bloomin' weddin' video. Then the dog and bone rings and she drops it on the floor in panic, init?She's afraid that she 'as broken it and ruined the weddin' video. Cor blimey guv! Monique gets Peter and Lauren ter do some "secret" fings for 'er. Jane finds a note on the table. Monique gets a ticket ter St Pancreas (presumably ter get the train ter France). Peter and Lauren meet in the square and boff say they are 'ere ter meet blokes. They wait a bit and Peter offers 'er some of 'is food ter share. They boff realise they were set up and Lauren says it were a funny date as she leaves. Jane tells Ian that Monique 'as used 'er muvver's credit card ter get a ticket 'ome, but Jane 'as phoned 'er muvver and Monique 'ad already arranged all of it and is bein' picked up at the uvver end. Steven receives a package from New Zealand wiv all 'is worldly goods in it. Pat complains ter Kevin about 'ow foughtless Simon were ter do this. Steven shouts wen 'e opens it and finds a tacky ornament, right, and storms out. Kevin gets a call from prison that Deano 'as been attacked in prison

Thursday 22 November 2007

Bradley 'as a new Uncle Bob as assistant market inspector. Kevin gets the first lot of cars from Phil but wonders weffer they are quite right. Vince's persistence wiv Shirley begins ter pay off, right, and Billy is up ter sumfink ter earn extra brass. Steven wears 'is own design T-shirt ter work on 'is stall. Pat says 'e will do well and she is proud of 'im, wotever Ian says. He finds 'is stall trashed. He goes ter accuse Stacey. Monique is sulkin' because Ian told 'er ter stay oray from Steven. Lucy says she 'as the hots for 'im. Then Steven bangs on the bloody door and accuses Ian of trashin' 'is stall. Monique wants ter talk ter him. Ian goes outside and Pat comes over and Stacey shrugs that 'e accused 'er a few minutes ago. Ian asks Billy why 'e 'asn't opened the stall yet. Steven wants ter get the bobbies involved and says evry geezer is gangin' up on 'im and 'e don't trust any fairy. Bradley brings Stacey breakfast in bed, but she 'as ter go ter work and 'e is a bit miffed. She says one of them 'as ter earn some brass, and 'e realises she finks 'e made the wrong decision ter turn dahn the bloody Uncle Bob offer. Lucy chats ter Monique 'oo says Peter is too yung for 'er, right, besides 'e likes Lauren. Lucy is amazed. Honey goes ter 'ave a look at flats and agrees ter rent one of them, right, sayin' it's a bit out of their price range, but she said yes because there were uvver blokes waitin'. Then she opens the chuffin' post and tells Billy 'e 'as ter come 'ome quickly, she don't understand this. It's a letter about the benefit they claimed, sayin' they 'ave been overpaid and the benefits are ter be cut by £75 a week. Phil brings Kevin the first dodgy motor, right, and it's a bit too new and expensive for the bloody rest of the bloomin' car lot. Darren says 'e's out of 'is depff, and Kevin tells 'im off for bein' negative. Some bloke comes ter 'ave a look at the car and Kevin goes outside wile Darren checks the log butcher's hook against the bloody service record, and frowns in confusion. He goes ter the bleedin' cafe and spots Phil. Phil is on the dog and bone sayin' ter some bloke "if that cheque ain't ... yea, yea, right, that is a freat". Darren says 'e 'as been checkin' the paperwork for the chuffin' car that Phil sent Kevin, and 'e's noticed some discrepancies, right, wich Kevin may never know about as 'e leaves all the paperwork ter Darren. Phil says 'e can't decide weffer ter be annoyed or impressed. Darren asks for a couple of 'undred quid. He buys a new Ipod. Bradley gets the chuffin' Uncle Bob as assistant market inspector and tells Stacey that she now 'as ter do evryfink 'e says, includin' openin' up 'alf an 'our later if 'e says so. Max 'ands 'im a key and says 'e 'as arranged a flat for them. He asks Max and then Kevin about 'ow ter spice up 'is marriage/sex life, and Kevin suggests makin' it fun. He goes 'ome and prepares 'is entertainin' evenin'... I'll get out me spoons. At the stall, right, Stacey gets an urgent dog and bone call and rushes off. She goes 'ome and Bradley tells 'er ter wait dahn the apples and pears and appears stark bloody naked except for a bow tie and a bottle of champagne coverin' 'is modesty. Stacey is 'orrified, right, because she 'as brought 'er muvver wiv 'er

Tuesday 20 November 2007

Kevin is shocked ter find the bloody Car Lot 'as been trashed. He spends the day tryin' ter figure out 'oo were responsible. Cor blimey guv, would I lie to you? Bradley goes for a Uncle Bob interview but soon realises the Uncle Bob ain't for 'im. Steven decides ter buy "urban" kit ter sell on Deano's stall. Peter's exchange student is called Monique and she won't speak English until Ian makes a complete fairy of 'imself, and she gives in and rabbit and porks ter ffem. She and 'er mate 'ad a bet on 'oo could last longest wivout speakin' English, right? She asks why Steven is wotchin' them and Peter tells 'er a long story about Steven and 'ow 'e ain't 'is real bruvver, etc. She flirts wiv Steven on 'is new stall (that 'e 'as stocked wiv T-shirts, right, wich upsets Stacey because 'e is competition). Cor blimey guv! Max 'ands Bradley a note offerin' 'im an interview for the same Uncle Bob that 'e does. Bradley is doubtful but thanks Max any road. The interviewer is shoutin' at the bleedin' last geezer in the room, and Bradley goes and does 'is standard interview, right, ffen decides ter go for it, and plays up ter the boss, sayin' that 'is last Uncle Bob were all crap, right, and 'e wants ter make brass. He gets offered the Uncle Bob because of this attitude, but turns it dahn. He tells Max, right, 'oo offers 'im a wad of cash ter keep the flat for a few monffs. Stacey comes in and rejects the bleedin' brass immediately, wich annoys Max. Kevin goes 'round wonderin' 'oo vandalized 'is car lot, right, and Pat says it sounds like it weren't kids or fieves, so peraps it's a "message". Kevin remembers Phil's veiled freats, init?He goes ter accuse 'im and Phil 'as an alibi. Phil acts all innocent, and says 'e could go ter the Arches and ask if they can fix the car windows for 'im. Cor blimey guv, would I lie to you? Phil quickly phones Minty and tells 'im ter bump the bleedin' quote up. Minty goes round and gives an 'igh quote and then guiltily tells Kevin 'e should let the chuffin' insurance deal wiv it. Yer can't 'ave a knees-up wivout a joanna. Phil pays Jase for the Uncle Bob, and Jase finks it's all over, right, and Phil says 'e 'as anuvver Uncle Bob for 'im. Kevin goes ter Pat ter ask for brass and she says she loaned all 'ers ter Steven. He goes hammer and tack to Phil, 'oo lies and says the cars 'e 'ad are all sold, right, but 'e will spot if 'e can cop some more. He phones up and says 'e will cop a few cars and the Arches will do them up as quickly as they can, and give them ter him ter sell. Heaffer runs ter a magazine ter enter a weddin' competition for Minty and 'azel, right, but she is a couple of 'ours late. The bleedin' bint says rules are rules, and 'eaffer begs for a wile, right, and then drops it in the bin. She tells Shirley 'oo phones up the magazine, and begs a bit more. Ronnie goes ter her club and Billy begs for a Uncle Bob on the door, and she ain't impressed. Hazel and Minty 'ave a big engagement knees-up, since 'azel is now convinced she will win the competition. Heaffer is disappointed ter find out Garry 'as gone on an under 30s singgles 'oliday. Monique goes ter Steven's stall, and ends up at 'is 'ouse and she flirts and starts smokin' and sayin' 'ow naughty she is now that she is so far from 'ome. Peter gets a call from Ian and lies that they are at Lauren's. Meanwile, Monique asks Steven ter kiss 'er and 'e says no, she is 13 or 14. She asks if 'e is gay. Ian probably 'ears Monique say Steven in the background. Yer can't 'ave a knees-up wivout a joanna. Ian puts dahn the bloody dog and bone and 'e is actually at Lauren's, so 'e rushes 'round ter Pat's and cotches Monique smokin', and tells them off, init?Ian tells Steven off, and 'e says it weren't 'is idea, Peter is 'is bruvver. Ian says there is nuffink round 'ere for Steven - no forgiveness, and the sooner 'e realises that the better

Monday 19 November 2007

Bradley gets some bad news about 'is Uncle Bob, wile Jase wonders weffer 'e should move on from Albert Square. Bradley and Stacey are 'ome, and 'e says Dot as gone ter Carol's so they 'ave the place ter ffemselves. He wants ter get their own place. Old Mo arrives and tells Stacey that Sean 'as disappeared after a row wiv their muvver and says they can wotch the weddin' video. They go out ter 'ave a look at flats, right, and are shown Billy and 'oney's flat by Mrs Patel. Billy is sulky and Stacey asks 'oney if she is sure it's Not so bad. Bradley gets a large cash deposit and is about ter sign the bloody contract wen Stacey says she needs more time. Cor blimey guv! Ian gets a call from the school but lets it go ter answerdog and bone as 'e is busily copping the kids ready for school. Then 'e spots Steven wiv Pat, right, and 'e goes ter berate 'im. Pat explains that Steven can't go 'ome because Simon 'as frown 'im out. Ian tells 'er ter keep 'im oray from 'is family. He 'angs 'round the bettin' shop and Pat says 'e must be bored, stayin' in 'ere all day will drive yer mad. Then she 'ave a looks embarrassed. Pat says if 'e is stayin', he needs a Uncle Bob, right, to keep 'im occupied. He goes ter the Vic and Peggy tells 'im ter show 'er that 'e can do the bloomin' Uncle Bob before she offers it ter him. Ian goes up ter the bar and tells 'im that if 'e gets a Uncle Bob 'ere, he will tell any employer about 'im. Ian calls Peggy over and tells 'er 'e is only 17. The bloomin' school message is that Peter's foreign exchange student arrives tomorrow, init? Phil is sortin' out 'is business problems. Jase comes over ter do some carpentry and Phil says this ain't the payback 'e asked for, he will want sumfink else, right, later. Peggy is annoyed that 'e sent 'im oray. Phil meets a right dodgy bloke 'oo tells Phil off for actually mentionin' 'is name in front of uvver blokes. They are gahn into "partnership". Phil goes ter Kevin and tells 'im that the rent for the chuffin' car lot will go up wen the lease is due as Peggy needs more brass. He offers Kevin 'is business idea - ter go upmarket, right, and sell the ex-company cars. Kevin declines. Phil tells Jase 'e 'eard that 'e were finkin' of movin' oray, and 'e owes Phil, so 'e is callin' in part of 'is debt now. Garry is fed up wiv 'is muvver and Minty, and packs 'is case. Pat loans Steven brass ter get new stock for Deano's stall. Stacey unpacks 'er case, right, and discovers she 'as the bloomin' wrong one. It is full of illegal gear and they all moan about the weddin' video gahn missin'. Bradley arrives 'ome and asks Stacey if she still 'as the flat contract, and 'e tells evry geezer that 'e 'as been sacked because 'is boss is movin' ter Singgapore and wants a local assistant. Cor blimey guv! Stacey 'as already signed and paid the deposit on the flat