Friday 30 November 2007

All the locals are in the bleedin' club ter celebrate its reopenin', right? Even Steven Beale is there, ffough technically 'e is underage but Roxy agrees ter turn a blind eye. Cor blimey guv, would I lie to you? Ronnie is shocked that Jack 'as turned out and wonders wot 'e wants. The club knees-up is continuin', and as tends ter happen, the bloomin' most unlikely locals go ter the club openin' event, includin' Ian, 'oo gets incredibly annoyin' wen 'e is drunk as usual, right, and 'as ter be controlled by Jane 'oo apologises ter evry geezer on 'is behalf (and conveniently 'er wound seems ter be perfectly not so bad now). She is 'appy ter let Ian reveal Steven's age fough. Heaffer also makes an poof of 'erself tryin' ter DJ, right, and boff are ejected from the bleedin' club, right, wiv Jase makin' 'imself useful and quietly and efficiently removin' Steven for Roxy. Shirley gets drunk and abusive ter Vinnie, and Carly chips in and warns Vinnie off as well, right, but 'e ain't put off by any of the chuffin' horrendous family. Billy manages ter get sacked as an elf because of 'is appallin' time-keepin'. He drowns 'is sorrows in the bleedin' Vic, right, where 'eaffer comes ter commiserate wiv 'im after bein' kicked out of the club. At Dot's, right, Bradley tries ter help 'er mend the mug, and she snaps and tells them she wants all these blokes (meanin' Jean right) out of 'er 'ouse. Bradley is shocked and worried about 'er. Stacey puts on 'er sulky miserable Nanny Goat Race. Darren confronts Kevin about the bloomin' dodgy motors wen Phil tells them they'll 'ave a new deliright soon, and Kevin just wants Carly kept out of it, but 'e wants ter keep earnin' the brass ter help Deano. Denise makes an offer on the bloomin' house (Ian's ole one) wich Ian 'as accepted. Kevin is surprised but says nuffink about 'ow they are gonna pay for it. Jack keeps on wotchin' Ronnie and she is nervous and jumpy, right, and Jack makes the most of all opportunities ter worry 'er as 'e rabbit and porks ter Peggy about 'ow well she's doin' wiv the club, etc. Phil is suspicious, naturally, since 'e is an ex-bobby, so 'e 'ates 'im by default. As the bleedin' evenin' drors ter a close, Jack tells Ronnie that 'e 'as bought a flat nearby ter keep an eye on the club, so she will be seein' a bit more of 'im. He also wants ter make a few changes now that 'e is 'ere.