Thursday 22 November 2007

Bradley 'as a new Uncle Bob as assistant market inspector. Kevin gets the first lot of cars from Phil but wonders weffer they are quite right. Vince's persistence wiv Shirley begins ter pay off, right, and Billy is up ter sumfink ter earn extra brass. Steven wears 'is own design T-shirt ter work on 'is stall. Pat says 'e will do well and she is proud of 'im, wotever Ian says. He finds 'is stall trashed. He goes ter accuse Stacey. Monique is sulkin' because Ian told 'er ter stay oray from Steven. Lucy says she 'as the hots for 'im. Then Steven bangs on the bloody door and accuses Ian of trashin' 'is stall. Monique wants ter talk ter him. Ian goes outside and Pat comes over and Stacey shrugs that 'e accused 'er a few minutes ago. Ian asks Billy why 'e 'asn't opened the stall yet. Steven wants ter get the bobbies involved and says evry geezer is gangin' up on 'im and 'e don't trust any fairy. Bradley brings Stacey breakfast in bed, but she 'as ter go ter work and 'e is a bit miffed. She says one of them 'as ter earn some brass, and 'e realises she finks 'e made the wrong decision ter turn dahn the bloody Uncle Bob offer. Lucy chats ter Monique 'oo says Peter is too yung for 'er, right, besides 'e likes Lauren. Lucy is amazed. Honey goes ter 'ave a look at flats and agrees ter rent one of them, right, sayin' it's a bit out of their price range, but she said yes because there were uvver blokes waitin'. Then she opens the chuffin' post and tells Billy 'e 'as ter come 'ome quickly, she don't understand this. It's a letter about the benefit they claimed, sayin' they 'ave been overpaid and the benefits are ter be cut by £75 a week. Phil brings Kevin the first dodgy motor, right, and it's a bit too new and expensive for the bloody rest of the bloomin' car lot. Darren says 'e's out of 'is depff, and Kevin tells 'im off for bein' negative. Some bloke comes ter 'ave a look at the car and Kevin goes outside wile Darren checks the log butcher's hook against the bloody service record, and frowns in confusion. He goes ter the bleedin' cafe and spots Phil. Phil is on the dog and bone sayin' ter some bloke "if that cheque ain't ... yea, yea, right, that is a freat". Darren says 'e 'as been checkin' the paperwork for the chuffin' car that Phil sent Kevin, and 'e's noticed some discrepancies, right, wich Kevin may never know about as 'e leaves all the paperwork ter Darren. Phil says 'e can't decide weffer ter be annoyed or impressed. Darren asks for a couple of 'undred quid. He buys a new Ipod. Bradley gets the chuffin' Uncle Bob as assistant market inspector and tells Stacey that she now 'as ter do evryfink 'e says, includin' openin' up 'alf an 'our later if 'e says so. Max 'ands 'im a key and says 'e 'as arranged a flat for them. He asks Max and then Kevin about 'ow ter spice up 'is marriage/sex life, and Kevin suggests makin' it fun. He goes 'ome and prepares 'is entertainin' evenin'... I'll get out me spoons. At the stall, right, Stacey gets an urgent dog and bone call and rushes off. She goes 'ome and Bradley tells 'er ter wait dahn the apples and pears and appears stark bloody naked except for a bow tie and a bottle of champagne coverin' 'is modesty. Stacey is 'orrified, right, because she 'as brought 'er muvver wiv 'er