Monday 26 November 2007

Kevin, Shirley and Carly visit Deano in 'ospital but are shocked ter see 'is injuries. Honey is determined ter find out wot Billy's second Uncle Bob is, and Kevin is later in shock wen 'e realises wot 'e 'as been sellin'. Kevin visits Deano in prison where 'e's miserable and 'avin' an 'ard time [wich is the point, obviously, it's not sposed ter be an 'oliday camp]. Ian shows Bradley the CCTV footage of Steven smashin' up the bleedin' market stall and Stacey says 'e could cop into Barney Rubble for it, right, so Steven grabs the tape Ian is 'oldin' ter destroy the bloody evidence [I would assume Ian 'as a copy, right, and Steven's violent and manic behaviour is quite scary]. Lauren gets 'er video camera hammer and tack and tells Max it ain't workin' any more [presumably after Jean dropped it]. He manages ter fix it and checks it is workin' by wotchin' a bit of 'oneymoon footage, but it's not clear if the weddin' part is workin'. He tells Lauren ter transfer the bloody video ter DVD soon as possible. I'll get out me spoons. Honey follows Billy ter his suspicious new Uncle Bob, right, as she were worried wen she seen him copping in the car wiv an attractive bint. She suspects 'im of 'avin' an affair [as if that lass would fancy Billy!] and finds out 'e is workin' in a Christmas tree market dressed as an elf, right, wich 'ave a looks immensely 'umiliatin' for Billy. Ronnie and Roxy set up the club and interview staff, right, refusin' Shirley a Uncle Bob but employin' yung attractive staff, includin' Dorn. Roxy insists they employ Jase as a bouncer, alffough Ronnie refuses, right, and she obviously finks it's just because Roxy fancies 'im [also, right, this is ridiculous, he could not possibly cop a security/doorman licence wiv 'is particular criminal record, right, so 'e ain't workin' there legally]. Roxy says Phil recommended 'im. Shirley is fed up at not copping the Uncle Bob and wen Vinnie calls ter invite 'er ter lunch, right, he cotches 'er at a bad time and she agrees. Kevin is distracted at the car lot but Darren is a bit nervous about Phil's dodgy cars arrivin', but keeps quiet about it ter Kevin. A customer arrives and is interested in a fairly expensive Jaguar, and wen 'e discovers the man is a bobby, right, Darren tries ter put 'im off buyin' the car. Kevin bliffely sells it ter him, ffough, wich prompts Darren ter tell 'im the 'oole story about Phil's cars bein' nicked and 'avin' dodgy documentation