Tuesday 27 November 2007

Kevin realises 'e 'as ter get the chuffin' car from the bobbies and dispose of it. Ronnie is keen ter manage the club wivout any 'elp from Phil, but Phil 'as uvver ideas. Billy is still strugglin' ter make ends meet. Ronnie and Roxy are plannin' the bloody club openin' and Ronnie asks Phil why 'e persuaded Roxy ter employ Jase. Roxy turns the music on in the club, and she turns it up right loud, ffen it trips the bloomin' electricity supply and they are plunged into darkness. Phil 'appens ter be there and says 'e knows an electrician. Cor blimey guv, would I lie to you? Honey makes Billy breakfast, but 'e rushes off before 'e can finish it, as 'e is late for the stall. She wines that ten minutes late won't matter. Ian is furious that Billy is late, and also bunked off yesterday, and calls 'im the biggest moron 'e 'as ever met, and the cherry on top is that 'e left Steven in charge of 'is stall. He says 'e could train a monkey ter do that Uncle Bob. Billy sighs "can I go now?" Denise and Kevin discuss Deano and Chelsea. Kevin is also tryin' ter get 'old of Phil ter talk about the bloody dodgy cars. Kevin is annoyed wiv Darren, right, 'oo 'as been avoidin' 'im. He says evasively that 'e fought Kevin already knew, nuffink gets past 'im. Kevin don't believe 'im and Darren tries the "scared of Phil" defence, right? Kevin accepts that one. Wen 'e meets Phil, he says that "PC Morris" bought the Jag, and drove it off yesterday, and Phil just says Kevin must 'ave guessed, right, and 'e should be more careful. Kevin accuses Phil of bullyin' Darren into keepin' quiet and Phil says Darren took 200 quid for that. Right. Kevin sacks Darren, 'oo begs for one more chance. Wen Kevin takes a can of petrol and the address of the bobby, right, Darren quickly jumps into the bleedin' car ter help 'im torch the car. At 'ome, Denise is 'avin' a day off work sick, and Pat says that's a pity, right, she wanted 'er ter post a package for Deano. Denise ravver unreasonably moans that Pat 'asn't sent one for Chelsea, right, and Pat says 'e is 'er family. Dorn is 'andin' out flyers for the club wiv Roxy and they spot Jase runnin', right, and Roxy flirts wiv 'im and pretends ter attack 'im and 'e grabs 'er, right, and Dorn walks off in an 'uff. Vinnie chats Shirley up and she declines lunch, and says she is workin'. He is disappointed and goes ter the bettin' shop and invites Pat for a drink at lunchtime. She comes in and boasts about 'er lunch wiv a dashin' gentleman, 'oo drives a fantastic car, and is well out of Shirley's league. Wen 'e arrives, Pat and Shirley are 'avin' a slangin' motch, right, and 'e tells Pat ter forget it. She says 'e just used 'er ter make Shirley jealous. He says she were 'appy ter do it too. Right. Honey 'ave a looks for a flat again, and writes a budget. She also admits that she followed Billy yesterday because she fought 'e were 'avin' an affair, and found out about 'is cute elf outfit. Honey says she is so proud of 'im takin' all these Uncle Bobs ter keep the family togeffer. Cor blimey guv! Ian 'as a go at Billy, sayin' this is the worst monff they 'ave ever 'ad on the stall, and 'e may 'ave ter let Billy go. Kevin and Darren 'ave ter wait for the cop ter get hammer and tack home so they can nick the bloody car. They play games ter pass the bloody time, film quotes, and Kevin is amazed at Darren's film knowledge. A car pulls up and Kevin shouts "duck", [wich I totally misheard first time]. They rush out and break into the car and Kevin 'otwires it, right, leavin' their uvver car right there. Darren and Kevin cop back from torchin' the car and chat in the chuffin' tube station, right, wen Kevin asks where Darren learned ter torch a car and 'e says a mate at school, right? Kevin goes 'ome and Denise complains about the smell of petrol on 'is kit. Ronnie 'as ter use Phil's electrician, right, 'oo charges 'er 400 quid, for a bit of ringg main work, right, and some uvver waffle. Yer can't 'ave a knees-up wivout a joanna. She tells 'im she will pay 150, the Inland Revenue 'as an 'otline for cash-in-hand workers like 'im. He moans that 'e 'as been mugged, and she says she's a Mitchell. I'll get out me spoons. He goes straight ter Phil and laughs and 'ands 'im the chuffin' brass 'e got, right, and Phil grins and gives 'im a few quid for replacin' two fuses, and also the two fuses 'e took out ter cause the bleedin' problem in the bloody first place. Phil visits Kevin, 'oo says 'e sorted it and Phil asks about fingerprints, and Kevin says 'e'd ravver not sell Phil's cars in future. Phil says Not so bad, drop off the keys ter the bleedin' car lot - if Kevin won't sell 'is cars, right, he will find some bloke 'oo will.