Friday 23 November 2007

The Wicks family 'ears that Deano 'as been attacked. Ian teases Billy about a mark 'e 'as on 'is neck and asks 'im weffer it's a luv bite. Billy is embarrassed. Right. Denise complains that Pat 'as given Steven 'er bacon for breakfast. Carly gets a letter from Deano and is cheerful. Bradley goes ter work and Jean says she almost didn't recognise 'im wiv 'is kit on, init?He is 'orribly embarrassed and she laughs. Jean and Stacey 'ave breakfast and Jean is right irritatin'. Bradley calls Stacey ter get 'er ter the stall, and then tells Billy that 'is stall is in the wrong location. Stacey 'ave a looks at Steven's prices and says 'e is sellin' it at cost price, right, so Pat 'ad better not be expectin' any rent. Dorn spots an ad for boozer staff at the bleedin' club. She asks Phil in the chuffin' Vic and Shirley is keen for the chuffin' Uncle Bob too. Dorn says that they probably want yung staff, right, not a dried up ole prune, right, and then 'eaffer appears after arrangin' for Vince ter appear. Shirley is annoyed and goes ter flirt wiv Kevin ter make the bloomin' point ter Vinnie. Heaffer explains 'oo Kevin is and says they 'ate each uvver. Shirley goes hammer and tack to 'er flat and 'as a go at 'eaffer, right, but finds Vinnie there, right? They 'ave a prickly conversation, leadin' ter a dinner date. Phil goes ter see Kevin and finds Darren messing wiv 'is new Ipod. Phil says 'e sposes that is wot 'e bought wiv the bleedin' brass, right, and 'e 'ad better not tell any of 'is mates about yesterday, init? Steven is aggressive and tells Ian that 'e 'as called the bobbies about the chuffin' stall and 'ave they went on ter him yet, then, eh, luv? Ian decides ter go and give a statement ter the bobbies about it and they 'ad no record of the complaint. Then 'e 'as the brilliant idea of 'ave a lookin' at the tape from the CCTV cameran 'e set up outside 'is gate and 'e finds out that 'e 'as caught the stall vandalism on tape and it were Steven 'oo did it 'imself. Jean phones Stacey ter say she 'ad ter sign for 'er 'oliday case, right, and she opens it ter sort out 'er werehin' for 'er. Cor blimey guv! She 'ave a looks at the bloody camera and spots the bloomin' weddin' video. Then the dog and bone rings and she drops it on the floor in panic, init?She's afraid that she 'as broken it and ruined the weddin' video. Cor blimey guv! Monique gets Peter and Lauren ter do some "secret" fings for 'er. Jane finds a note on the table. Monique gets a ticket ter St Pancreas (presumably ter get the train ter France). Peter and Lauren meet in the square and boff say they are 'ere ter meet blokes. They wait a bit and Peter offers 'er some of 'is food ter share. They boff realise they were set up and Lauren says it were a funny date as she leaves. Jane tells Ian that Monique 'as used 'er muvver's credit card ter get a ticket 'ome, but Jane 'as phoned 'er muvver and Monique 'ad already arranged all of it and is bein' picked up at the uvver end. Steven receives a package from New Zealand wiv all 'is worldly goods in it. Pat complains ter Kevin about 'ow foughtless Simon were ter do this. Steven shouts wen 'e opens it and finds a tacky ornament, right, and storms out. Kevin gets a call from prison that Deano 'as been attacked in prison