Tuesday 20 November 2007

Kevin is shocked ter find the bloody Car Lot 'as been trashed. He spends the day tryin' ter figure out 'oo were responsible. Cor blimey guv, would I lie to you? Bradley goes for a Uncle Bob interview but soon realises the Uncle Bob ain't for 'im. Steven decides ter buy "urban" kit ter sell on Deano's stall. Peter's exchange student is called Monique and she won't speak English until Ian makes a complete fairy of 'imself, and she gives in and rabbit and porks ter ffem. She and 'er mate 'ad a bet on 'oo could last longest wivout speakin' English, right? She asks why Steven is wotchin' them and Peter tells 'er a long story about Steven and 'ow 'e ain't 'is real bruvver, etc. She flirts wiv Steven on 'is new stall (that 'e 'as stocked wiv T-shirts, right, wich upsets Stacey because 'e is competition). Cor blimey guv! Max 'ands Bradley a note offerin' 'im an interview for the same Uncle Bob that 'e does. Bradley is doubtful but thanks Max any road. The interviewer is shoutin' at the bleedin' last geezer in the room, and Bradley goes and does 'is standard interview, right, ffen decides ter go for it, and plays up ter the boss, sayin' that 'is last Uncle Bob were all crap, right, and 'e wants ter make brass. He gets offered the Uncle Bob because of this attitude, but turns it dahn. He tells Max, right, 'oo offers 'im a wad of cash ter keep the flat for a few monffs. Stacey comes in and rejects the bleedin' brass immediately, wich annoys Max. Kevin goes 'round wonderin' 'oo vandalized 'is car lot, right, and Pat says it sounds like it weren't kids or fieves, so peraps it's a "message". Kevin remembers Phil's veiled freats, init?He goes ter accuse 'im and Phil 'as an alibi. Phil acts all innocent, and says 'e could go ter the Arches and ask if they can fix the car windows for 'im. Cor blimey guv, would I lie to you? Phil quickly phones Minty and tells 'im ter bump the bleedin' quote up. Minty goes round and gives an 'igh quote and then guiltily tells Kevin 'e should let the chuffin' insurance deal wiv it. Yer can't 'ave a knees-up wivout a joanna. Phil pays Jase for the Uncle Bob, and Jase finks it's all over, right, and Phil says 'e 'as anuvver Uncle Bob for 'im. Kevin goes ter Pat ter ask for brass and she says she loaned all 'ers ter Steven. He goes hammer and tack to Phil, 'oo lies and says the cars 'e 'ad are all sold, right, but 'e will spot if 'e can cop some more. He phones up and says 'e will cop a few cars and the Arches will do them up as quickly as they can, and give them ter him ter sell. Heaffer runs ter a magazine ter enter a weddin' competition for Minty and 'azel, right, but she is a couple of 'ours late. The bleedin' bint says rules are rules, and 'eaffer begs for a wile, right, and then drops it in the bin. She tells Shirley 'oo phones up the magazine, and begs a bit more. Ronnie goes ter her club and Billy begs for a Uncle Bob on the door, and she ain't impressed. Hazel and Minty 'ave a big engagement knees-up, since 'azel is now convinced she will win the competition. Heaffer is disappointed ter find out Garry 'as gone on an under 30s singgles 'oliday. Monique goes ter Steven's stall, and ends up at 'is 'ouse and she flirts and starts smokin' and sayin' 'ow naughty she is now that she is so far from 'ome. Peter gets a call from Ian and lies that they are at Lauren's. Meanwile, Monique asks Steven ter kiss 'er and 'e says no, she is 13 or 14. She asks if 'e is gay. Ian probably 'ears Monique say Steven in the background. Yer can't 'ave a knees-up wivout a joanna. Ian puts dahn the bloody dog and bone and 'e is actually at Lauren's, so 'e rushes 'round ter Pat's and cotches Monique smokin', and tells them off, init?Ian tells Steven off, and 'e says it weren't 'is idea, Peter is 'is bruvver. Ian says there is nuffink round 'ere for Steven - no forgiveness, and the sooner 'e realises that the better