Monday 9 June 2008

Denise tells Lucas ter leave and comforts Chelsea. She tells Patrick she would 'ave come hammer and tack earlier if she'd known there were a problem. Patrick says 'e didn't know it were so bad... and avoids the bleedin' full details. Denise goes ter the chuffin' shop and tells Yolande that she should 'ave sent Lucas oray soon as 'e came, right, and 'e is a livin', breabugger, right, monster and if she 'as been taken in by 'im, more fool 'er. Cor blimey guv! (Lucas walked in wile she were sayin' all this, but Yolande ravver disingenuously just 'ave a looked at 'im and kept right quiet, she is ravver vicious! Struth!) Denise tells Lucas that she remembers 'im touchin' 'er baby wiv 'is dirty smackhead 'ands. Lucas says 'e is tidy now. Denise says 'e must 'ave been disappointed ter find that they 'ad no brass wen 'e came back. She offers 'im brass ter leave for good. Lucas says Chelsea came ter 'ave a look for 'im. He tells Denise about the drugs. Denise goes 'ome and asks Chelsea for an explanation for last night. Chelsea says some bloke slipped 'er extra drinks and she can 'ardly remember a fin'. Denise says funny 'ow yer forget fings wen yor off yor Nanny Goat Race on cocaine, right, and shows Chelsea the sniffer roll that Yolande found. Chelsea grabs 'er bags and runs off sayin' ter Denise that she will go ter her favver and 'e will take 'er in. Denise tells 'er she ain't leavin' this 'ouse, and Chelsea shouts at 'er that she can spot why Lucas left 'er - why all men leave 'er. Cor blimey guv! Denise slaps Chelsea and Lucas comes in and tells Denise that they 'ave boff failed Chelsea, right, and need ter sort it out, so 'e leaves 'er 'is business card for wen she 'as 'ad a chance ter ffink. Lucy and Witney are 'angin' 'round in the café and Ian tells them ter go ter school. Bianca is sleepin' on the Uncle Bob, and Ian says there is a queue, right, and refuses ter let 'er 'ave an 'our off ter sleep. Witney agrees ter help Bianca wiv 'er Uncle Bob stuffin' envelopes, and Lucy is irritated wen Ian says she will 'ave ter brin' Bobby 'ome from school, do wot guvnor! Lucy is sposed ter meet 'er boymucker, so she brings 'im 'ome ter tea. Ian is 'orrified ter see a scummy, filffy, right, dopey bloke 'oo mumbles sumfink incoherent in greetin'. Jase and Dorn are romantic and 'e says 'e don't want ter go ter work, but the lass is payin' well so 'e 'as to. She asks 'im if 'e is local and says she 'as never 'eard of Walford. He tells 'er 'e 'as a fiancee, Dorn and it's all weddin' plans at the moment, and May says that she will be wantin' children and she induces Jase ter talk about children and Summer specifically. He says it's Summer's birffday soon, right, and May says "her first," wivout a question mark, right, but Jase don't pick up on this. May gets the conversation 'round ter how 'e must wish for time alone wiv 'is fiancee, and offers ter babysit any time. Shirley and Vinnie are arguin' about the bloomin' fact that there are mice in the chuffin' flat, she wants 'im ter get rid of them - kill them, right, trap them or poison them, she wants corpses ter prove 'e did them. In the Vic, right, Dorn asks ter see Peggy and Shirley says she ain't 'ere, and Dorn says she won't speak ter Shirley, she don't want ter talk ter the monkey, right, and Shirley says smugly that Peggy and Phil are boff out, and the relief manager is in charge. Dorn says 'oo, and o'course, it's Shirley, right, 'oo asks for an 'undred quid ter hold 'er knees-up there. Dorn phones Jase 'oo discusses it wiv May, right, sayin' that she can't afford the 1st birffday/engagement knees-up. May says slightly 'ysterically that yung muvvers want the chuffin' baby but can't 'andle the responsibility. Wen Dorn phones Jase ter ask 'im ter 'ave a look after the baby tomorrow wile she sorts out the knees-up, he ask May if 'e can brin' the baby 'ere since she said she wouldn't mind baby-sittin'. Shirley asks Denise about Carly, 'oo is stayin' on in Failand, and Deano, about 'oom Denise 'as no idea. Vinnie pays Mickey 100 quid ter get rid of the mice. Ricky asks them ter a poker game, as 'e is all alone in the rub-a-dub and 'as a bachelor pad. Mickey gives Dorn the brass ter have 'er knees-up. Jean makes soup and checks 'er emails then 'ave a looks worriedly at the bloomin' clock, so 'as possibly missed an appointment. She 'as ter go ter the bleedin' doctor and is given Liffium because she's too 'ysterical, and she rambles on ter Bradley about it. She admits that she 'as been sendin' emails ter a lass on Charlie's behalf, right, and the lass is comin' ter see 'im soon. Bradley tells Stacey and they all try ter persuade Charlie that it will be Not so bad. Jean says she sounds luvly, she 'as a bit of penpals, and Stacey says "so do prisoners on deaff row." The bloomin' bell ringgs, and Jean lets 'er in. She is Brenda, right, and Charlie shakes 'er 'and, 'ave a lookin' ravver embarrassed