Thursday 26 June 2008

Bianca tries ter sell some ole kit ter Stacey's stall and after 'er cheeky shoutin' in the chuffin' restaurant, right, Stacey ain't at all interested. In the café, Bradley tells Dot 'ow much 'e likes bein' wiv Stacey. Denise is annoyed that Lucas is 'angin' 'round the chuffin' square and copping muckerly wiv Vinnie wen they play footie in the bloody square. Vinnie and Ricky mention the Vic rub-a-dub footie team. Max is stayin' at Jack's and Jack goes ter talk ter him about Tanya. Cor blimey guv, would I lie to you? Max wines to Jack that 'e luvs Tanya and wants 'er back. Jack goes ter suggest ter Tanya that 'e tell Max about them, that might cop rid of 'im. Tanya says she couldn't sleep at all; she is so worried about it. Jack reassures 'er and they kiss, in 'is office. Max knocks and walks in. He asks Jack a favour, to rabbit and pork ter Tanya. Jack says no, right, it is between them. Max 'angs 'round the bloomin' cage and Jane asks 'im 'ow long 'e is 'round, right, and says Jane 'as been doin' right well wivout 'im 'round. Max asks Bradley for a drink and 'e replies that they were sposed ter go out for a drink before but Max just disappeared. Yolande invites Lucas's son in because 'e 'as lost 'is key and Lucas ain't home from work. Denise gets 'ome and is 'orrified that Yolande 'as let 'im in. After they 'ave 'ave a looked after 'im for 'ours, right, Lucas comes ter pick 'im up, right, and Denise says that 'e 'as done a great Uncle Bob wiv that child. Lucas says 'e would like ter make it up ter Chelsea too. Stacey thanks Bradley for last night and then goes ter see she muvver and check she 'as taken the tablets. Her muvver 'as taken the liffium and needs more Valium tablets on 'er prescription. Right. Jean is listenin' ter morbid Cliff Richard songs and Stacey offers ter make 'er food. She finds out that Ted 'as rung ter apologise profusely for missin' 'er calls wile 'e were oray, right, and say that 'e fought the date were tonight. He turns up on a motorbike wiv flowers and Stacey tries ter get rid of 'im, but Jean invites 'im in. Stacey keeps interruptin' as 'e asks Jean ter go out and start again, right, and Stacey keeps sayin' Jean ain't interested, right, and she ain't well enough. Jean says she would like to, but Stacey is right, she 'as an illness that won't ever go oray - a mental illness. He leaves and Stacey tells Jean ter dog and bone him and say she 'as changed 'er mind. Jean says no, she wants ter take the risk, and go out wiv 'im, even if she gets 'urt. Stacey insists on accompanyin' 'er. She sits and 'as drinks wiv Bradley and Dot. Ted and Jean 'ave a nice date, right, fro about an 'our, right, ffen 'e 'as ter go ter let 'is dog out. I'll get out me spoons. Dot says it's nice for Jean ter have some attention. Wen Ted 'as left, Jean and Dot gossip wile Stacey and Bradley cop drinks and they decide that Bradley and Stacey are made for each uvver, if only they would rabbit and pork. Yer can't 'ave a knees-up wivout a joanna. Wen they all ball of chalk back ter Dot's she makes Bradley and Stacey go in first ter check the house is safe and Bradley leaves 'is keys in the door, right, outside, init?Jean giggles and tells Dot they could lock them in, right, for their own right good, right, just for 'alf an 'our, to force them ter talk. Jane tells Mr Masood that 'is son left 'is packed lunch (a bit of Indian food), and 'e laughs yes, I bet 'e bought a cheese and pickle roll instead. Jane says she 'as the packed lunch box 'ere somewhere. Later, Ian finds it and tastes the food and is impressed so goes round ter ask Mrs Masood ter cook Indian menus for 'im, and leaves 'is business card. Yer can't 'ave a knees-up wivout a joanna. Mr Masood says actually 'e were the bloody cook, right, not 'is ole lady. Ian says that makes sense (he is far readier ter accept a male chef is good). Max goes ter ask Tanya of 'e can sleep there, right, on the sofa, see the chuffin' kids, cook meals for 'er, right, to make 'er life better. She says 'er life is not so bad. He says 'e 'as changed. Cor blimey guv! Tanya reminds 'im wot 'e said wen they first moved ter Walford, he 'as changed, right, no more affairs, etc, all exactly the same as 'e is sayin' now, right, ffen 'e slept wiv 'is son's fiancee. Max goes ter settle the baby, and Jack phones ter check she is Not so bad, right, and tells Tanyan 'e luvs 'er