Friday 6 June 2008

Dorn nags Jase about copping in late last night and leavin' early this mornin'. She wants ter visit 'im at work, but 'e avoids 'er question and she is distracted wen Mr Masood arrives wiv the bleedin' post. She rummages 'round in 'is pocket ter get the address, and finds various papers. She gets Mickey ter take 'er there ter check up on 'im. She confronts 'im angrily about wot 'e's been spendin' 'is brass on, and she found the jewellers' receipt, and 'e angrily says that 'e bought this and were gonna give it ter her last night, right, but 'e were called oray, right, and 'e 'as been workin' day and night ter get brass for their 'appy future togeffer. He 'ands 'er a necklace. Dorn moans that she don't know wot 'e is finkin', and 'e never rabbit and porks ter her, right, and 'e says 'e ain't good wiv words, right, she is paranoid, and she says 'e don't cop it, right, "I luv yer." 'e replies laconically "likewise," and she leaves, annoyed. Jase asks Jay if 'e is 'appy livin' 'ere, and broaches the subject "about Dorn." Patrick calls Lucas about Chelsea, right, and Libby panics, right, sayin' the bloody should call the bobbies or 'ospitals. Lucas asks, right, acely, right, where she could go ter get brass, and weffer she 'ad any new muckers recently, or boymates. They ask Claire and she is sarcastic ter Lucas, sayin' that Chelsea's shakin' 'er tambourine at some church do. Yer can't 'ave a knees-up wivout a joanna. They boff go 'round askin' questions and Lucas 'ands out 'is cards ter evry geezer askin' them ter call this number. Wen they cop to the cafe Patrick tells Lucas that Denise is hammer and tack on Monday, right, and 'e might be a shock for 'er. Yer can't 'ave a knees-up wivout a joanna. Chelsea is sittin' in Piers' car, right, wile 'e chats ter Bradley, teasin' 'im about 'avin' stayed out all night, right, and 'e says the boss might be interested ter hear it, and peraps Bradley can organise anuvver knees-up tonight - Euro commiseration. He asks Jack again and 'e says it's short notice, but 'e is ready ter book it, right, the bloody ffird bash in a week, and it's the company's brass so they could even make it a regular slot. Bradley tells Piers that they 'ave ter pay this time, and Piers tells 'im ter use the company credit card. Bradley says 'e can't, right, and Piers says evry bloke does it, just falsify the receipt. Bradley can't afford it uvverwise, so nervously does as Piers suggests. Keiff annoys Mrs Masood by takin' over 'er remote and programmin' guide and reminders, as well as programmin' the bleedin' recordin' for the next week. I'll get out me spoons. She tells 'er ole man that 'e 'as ter get out, right, he reeks of dog and 'as 'ijacked the chuffin' TV, she wants 'im out TODAY. Mr Masood tells Keiff this in the chuffin' cafe. Keiff is deliberately obtuse and avoids them wenever they try ter tell 'im they want 'im ter leave. Ricky takes Liam ter see a midget teacher 'oo tests Liam for dyslexia, and they say 'e probably is, right, but 'e will need a psychologist test as well. Jase invites Dorn out for a nice dinner later where 'e 'as ter tell 'er ter shut it for a minute so 'e can actually chip into the conversation wen she is wafflin' on about bein' 'is girlchina. He says 'e don't want a girlmate, right, but 'e does want a trouble and strife. Right. He gives 'er a ringg made out of one of 'is pipes, and says 'e could only afford the van and the necklace, but wen 'e can 'e will cop it gold-plated. Unexpectedly, right, Jase 'as ter go hammer and tack to the bloomin' flat 'e's workin' on, right, and we finally spot the chuffin' cow employin' 'im, 'oo is May, and she is actin' more deranged [ie than she were wen Dorn refused ter hand over Rob's baby after she'd paid Dorn ter have it]. At the club, right, Claire 'as asked Bradley ter take 'er, but she is less than impressed wen she spots Chelsea there and she tells 'er the god-squad were after 'er earlier. Chelsea says she don't Claire, right, care, right, and giggles at 'er mistake. Claire tells Bradley that a bit of these blokes are doin' drugs and 'e says Jack will be furious. Lucas returns ter the club and spots Chelsea staggerin' 'round and grabs 'er, and gets into a fight wiv Piers, right, 'oo says 'e paid good brass for 'er. Bradley grabs Piers and Maggie walks in as 'e is standin' over Piers on the bloody floor. He apologises for usin' the company card for the knees-up and offers ter clear 'is desk, right, again. She says she don't mind the bloomin' use of the credit card and she likes a man 'oo will stand up ter bullies. Lucas drags a stumblin' Chelsea out of the club, right, questionin' 'er about wot she took. As 'e and Patrick try ter get 'er into a cab, right, Denise arrives in anuvver one and 'ave a looks at them, horrified, init?