Tuesday 13 November 2007

The Vic is raided and it's a violent, right, disorientatin' and terrifyin' attack for the bleedin' locals. Honey and Billy's baby is due but they've been evicted. Finks take a terrifyin' turn wen 'oney is involved in a scuffle, do wot guvnor! In the bleedin' Vic, right, blokes are gossipin' about Dorn and Jase as Keiff and Mickey arrive and tell Garry that they gave 'im brass ter clear off, right, so 'oo knows wot they are up to. I'll get out me spoons. Then Jase's ole gang of fugs come in and smash up the chuffin' Vic. Jase 'ears the chuffin' glass breakin' and 'ave a looks up from kissin' Dorn ter ask if she 'eard anyfink. The gang put the mockers on breakin' fings and 'ave a look 'round for Jase. They argue among themselves about 'im not bein' 'ere. They ask weffer Jason Dyer were 'ere. Mickey 'ave a looks shifty and they ask 'im directly where 'e is, right? Peggy and Roxy shriek ineffectually for a bit. Yer can't 'ave a knees-up wivout a joanna. Yolande chips in tellin' blokes not ter protect Jase because she don't want Patrick copping 'urt again, right, and Patrick is the bleedin' only man in the bleedin' Vic 'oo actually stands up and tells them off. Cor blimey guv! Jase finally arrives, havin' left Dorn a brief note. They go ter the cellar ter have a word, right, and Jase tells them off for terrorisin' ole blokes and cows. They call 'im a traitor and 'e says 'e told them 'e wanted out. The gang leader says that 'e can't leave it: if they let 'im go, right, they 'ave a look weak. Jase says Not so bad, he will go wiv them, but 'e needs ter make one dog and bone call. They 'and 'im the chuffin' dog and bone ffen attack 'im soon as one 'and is occupied. In the bar, evry geezer is recoverin': bein' supervised by one or two of the gang, right, and 'oney comes dahn from up the apples and pears where she were, right, and spots woss gahn on in the bar, right, and she calls the bobbies. She spots Jase in the chuffin' cellar and goes ter hug 'im, right, and they tell 'er ter leave 'im. They taunt Jase, right, and 'e attacks, and 'oney is pushed over and falls dahn. The chuffin' bobbies arrive and the bloomin' gang run off, right, and Jase asks Ian for 'is car keys ter take 'oney ter hospital. Ian goes hammer and tack inside and Jane asks 'im not ter leave 'er alone in the bloody house. He says Not so bad, and phones 'is kids ter make sure they come straight 'ome and makes them wotch a film at 'ome. Garry flirts wiv Ronnie as she 'elps 'im tidy up 'is Nanny Goat Race. Peggy and Roxy are asked ter give a statement ter the bobbies, do wot guvnor! Peggy rushes off ter answer the dog and bone to Jase, 'oo 'as taken 'oney ter hospital. Cor blimey guv! He tells Peggy ter call Billy, 'oo is at a Uncle Bob interview as a graveyard shift shelf stacker. The chuffin' geezer showin' 'im round 'ates children and Billy quickly switches off the dog and bone, just as 'e is tellin' the bloomin' lad that 'is baby is due today. Jay arrives at the Vic, and Kevin tells Mickey ter take 'im hammer and tack to Dorn's. Kevin evasively don't tell the bobbies wot the gang said about 'ave a lookin' for Jase. Mickey explains ter Dorn wot 'appened - they dragged Jase out ter the cellar and they never seen him again. He tells Dorn that 'e likes 'er better than Roxy, and that 'is dad don't usually leave 'im alone that long. He asks if Jase were nicked wen the chuffin' bobbies came. Dorn asks Jay if 'e knows why Jase were in prison, and wen 'e don't, she says it were probably connected wiv wot 'appened. Jay realises Jase may be 'urt, and starts ter cry and Dorn 'ugs 'im, do wot guvnor! Honey is 'avin' 'er baby and the bloomin' nurse asks 'er if she feels up ter pushin', do wot guvnor! She says she don't know - Billy makes all the decisions (! Struth!), init? At the hospital, right, Minty asks Jase wot fun there is in bein' a (hated) footie 'ooligan: 'ave a look at 'eisel and 'illsborough (old footie stadium disasters). Jase says that were nuffink like wot they do - they do sumfink completely different: evry geezer chooses ter be involved in their planned gang violence. Jase says 'e 'as given that up, and Minty says that 'is mates don't seem ter be respectin' that decision. Billy eventually comes hammer and tack to the chuffin' Vic and is told about 'oney. Right. He goes ter hospital and punches Jase, ffen goes ter see 'oney, 'oo needs a Caesarean. He says that 'er muvver died in childbirff, right, he don't want that 'appenin' again. She 'as a baby boy 'oo is given oxygen because it ain't makin' any noise, but 'oney is makin' enough for all of them, as she wails and shrieks.