Friday 9 November 2007

Pat tries ter persuade Ian ter talk ter Steven, right, wile Jane confides in Tanya about recent events. Billy receives some unwelcome news. Right. Misery Jane is at 'ome, frownin' a bit, right, ffen snivellin' a bit on 'er bed. Jase drops Jay off for a couple of nights, and Billy says 'e 'ad better pick the kid up wen 'e says, because 'oney's baby is due soon. Honey says it's Not so bad. Billy dismisses a letter, right, lyin' ter Honey about it, right? He goes ter see the new owner of their flat (Mrs Patel) about stayin' in the chuffin' flat because they 'ave a baby due. She says no, right, she wants ter rent the flat ter a ace couple, right, no children or pets wen 'is lease is up in a few weeks. Billy asks Ian's advice about tenant's rights, init?Billy tells Peggy, 'oo says Mrs Patel promised Phil wen 'e sold the bleedin' place that they could stay, but there is nuffink they can do now if she is gahn hammer and tack on 'er word. Tanya is also 'eavily pregnant and she is wotchin' daytime TV. Max shows 'er a brochure for a private birbugger clinic and 'e says they can afford it so why slum it wiv the NHS, eh, guv? He fetches sumfink for 'er. Tanya phones Jane and asks 'er ter visit because Max is doin' 'er loaf of bread in, right? Jane reluctantly (still sniffin' miserably) agrees. Tanya tells Max that were Jane and she 'as ter go and cheer 'er up. Tanya goes on about the clinic and 'ow Max is all keen, right, just because it's a boy - 'is son and 'eir, wereas wiv the bleedin' girls 'e didn't care. Apparently the bloomin' clinic also does tummy tucks for afterwards - she finks that Max wants ter get 'er fixed up afterwards. She says 'e never went near 'er for ages after Lauren were born. Tanya realises Jane is upset about sumfink, and next time she waffles on about 'er baby, Jane bursts into tears and explains that she didn't 'ave 'er appendix out, right, she 'ad an 'ysterectomy. Tanya is sympaffetic but rants that Ian should be 'ave a lookin' after 'er, not ignorin' 'er. Jane asks 'er just ter stay and rabbit and pork if she wants ter help. Afterwards, right, Tanya goes and shouts at Ian. Pat is visitin' Steven 'oo is still bein' a bit odd and nutty. She makes some reassurin' noises. She takes Steven ter her 'ouse and 'ands 'im 'is tablets, right, but 'e just grabs them and 'ysterically frows them dahn the sink. Pat says that she can't keep 'im 'ere, right, as she can't 'ave a look after 'im, so 'e should go hammer and tack home ter New Zealand. Steven storms out ter go and spot Ian. Pat tells 'im 'e can't, right, because it won't solve anyfink. Pat goes ter talk ter Ian, right, and tells 'im Steven is part of Ian's family, and it were an accident, maybe 'e could 'elp by goin' on ter Steven. Ian asks suspiciously if she's spoken ter Steven. Pat says no, and Ian says Steven ain't part of 'is family any more, and if she rabbit and porks ter him, she ain't eever, and if Steven comes wivin 50 yards of 'im, he will kill 'im. Jase goes ter the bloody gang leader, right, and bloke says 'e missed a good batterin' last Saturday (presumably the gang beat blokes up for fun), right, and rabbit and porks about 'is child Jay, right, in an obviously freatenin' way. They play snooker. Jase mentions that 'e seen his mate in 'ospital yesterday, and the old bloke says if yer break the rules, yer pay the price, he were a grass - 'e 'ad Jase put in prison, so 'e couldn't cop oray wiv it. Jase says 'e may not ball of chalk again, right, and the chuffin' old bloke says 'e knew 'e deserved it, and took wot were comin'. Jase tries ter leave, but is told the bleedin' game ain't over. He reminisces about meetin' Jase wen 'e were 15, and Jase were bein' refused a drink in a snooker 'all, but 'e won five games off 'im, and now 'e is losin'. He asks if Jase wants out of the chuffin' firm after all these years. Jase says yea