Monday 12 November 2007

Just as Jase 'as sumfink positive in 'is life, right, a date wiv Dorn, right, sumfink sinister is brewin', init?Wiv the bloody baby due today, right, Billy is worried but 'e dain't tell 'oney they are bein' evicted from the bloomin' flat. Jase and Jay are wanderin' 'round the square and Roxy flirts wiv 'im a bit, right, and then 'e goes ter ask Old Mo about some kit for Jay, right, wich are too expensive. He asks for a discount and she says she might consider some alternative payment, and wispers sumfink (no doubt smutty) in 'is ear. Jay asks wot she said and 'e says 'e'll tell Jay wen 'e's 21. They spot Dorn and she apologises ter him for chuckin' up last time they went out. Afterwards, Jay asks if Jase prefers Dorn or Roxy. Steven rants at Pat about Ian, and she says give 'im time. He wines on and she says she tried ter tell 'im, right, but 'e wouldn't believe 'er, right, so don't blame 'er. Steven wines that Ian should 'ave just 'anded 'im in at the bloody time, right, if 'e didn't want 'im. He says 'e could 'and 'imself in now. Pat tells 'im ter wait and not do anyfink 'asty. Yer can't 'ave a knees-up wivout a joanna. She goes out and 'ears Ian shoutin' dahn the dog and bone about Steven dischargin' 'imself. Cor blimey guv! He asks 'er, right, and she lies, right, and 'e goes ter her 'ouse ter 'ave a look for Steven. He tells Pat ter open the bloomin' door or 'e will kick it in. Steven 'ides. Pat admits ter visitin' 'im and says Ian can't wereh 'is 'ands of Steven, and this ain't 'elpin' any fairy. Ian says 'e's not right in 'is 'ead. He finds a note on the table, from Steven, right, "I only wanted ter say sorry." Ian goes 'ome and Jane is cross that 'e missed a medical appointment, right, and asks wot could be so important. Ian keeps quiet. Pat comes round ter see 'im, right, and Ian is furious wiv 'er for takin' Steven in. Steven agrees ter move back. Roxy and Ronnie are busy refurbishin' the club and Jase asks for work. He spots Dorn walkin' past and asks 'er out tonight. She agrees. Dorn is worried about 'er 'ave a looks but Jase is impressed, and she returns the chuffin' compliment, right, sayin' 'e doesn’t 'ave a look 'alf as skanky as 'e usually does, init?[In uvver words, he is vaguely tidy, right, alffough 'e still 'ave a looks ravver cheap and tatty]. Right. They go ter the Vic and Ronnie notes that Roxy is jealous about Jase. Garry is there wiv Minty, and is similarly a bit jealous about Dorn, right? Honey and Billy are kissin' in the bedroom wen Mrs Patel walks in ter measure up and tells them she will 'ave ter measure more before they move out. Honey is upset that Billy 'adn't told 'er 'e'd been told they 'ad ter move out. Billy says 'e 'as a Uncle Bob interview at the supermarket later. He goes out for it, right, and bumps into a large gang, right, one of 'oom is Jase's ole mate, so presumably the entire gang of fugs is out 'ave a lookin' for 'im. One 'ave a looks in the door of the Vic and spots Dorn and Jase and reports back. Roxy goes over and says it 'ave a looks like they are on the bloomin' date from hell fire. Jase says 'e don't want ter be cheeky, right, but... and she leaves in an 'uff. Then Garry goes over and sits dahn wiv them, and Jase asks Dorn if she wants ter go elsewhere. She invites 'im hammer and tack to 'ers and asks Keiff and Mickey ter leave and they plead poverty until Jase gives them brass. Dorn says "alone at last". She kisses 'im [alffough 'e is still unpleasantly stubbly and scruffy]. He goes ter see Jane ter says sorry, right, and creeps in under cover of dark, and she is understandably terrified. Ian arrives 'ome and grabs 'im and frows 'im out, right, physically. Jane snivels a bit.