Fursday 15 November 2007

Jase 'its the self-destruct button once and for all. Steven begs for a bed for the bloody night. Jase phones Dorn and tells 'er that 'oney's baby is dead, and 'e asks ter speak ter Jay, and tells 'im that 'e 'as ter leave immediately before any fairy else gets 'urt. Jay protests that 'e will be good. Jase runs oray and gets a taxi ter the snooker 'all quickly. He rushes in and shouts at 'is mates, 'oo are congratulatin' themselves about the attack. Jay is sulkin' and tells Dorn that a teacher at school called 'im the divvy child, and 'e must be right, right, evry geezer 'as left 'im ter fend for 'imself - but 'e will be not so bad in care until 'e is 16. Meanwile, the bloody baby (boy) starts breabugger and is not so bad after all. Cor blimey guv, would I lie to you? The bloody bobbies are still in the chuffin' Vic and after takin' all the descriptions, right, they deduce a name for one of the bloomin' suspects. Ronnie and Roxy open champagne for the baby and all the blokes there 'elp tidy up the debris, just as Phil arrives. He goes ter the hospital and congratulates Billy, right, but 'oney immediately berates 'im for sellin' their 'ome under them. He says 'e sold the shop, right, have a go at the new owner, he can't do anyfink about it now. Pat rabbit and porks ter Steven, right, and 'e says 'e 'as no brass, right, and Simon 'asn't sent 'im any for a wile, right, and 'as changed 'is number because 'is new bint made 'im. He says 'e were sent off wiv a Old Kent Road of brass and told ter go ter his real family, and no-one wants 'im. Pat lets 'im stay at 'ers, because 'e is family. Lucy gets a call from Steven, right, 'oo meets 'er in the café and explains 'e 'as ter leave, right, and 'e asks 'er if she knows any where 'e could sleep for tonight. She asks Peter ter take the chuffin' key ter the van ter the café for 'im, but Dad can't know,. Ian walks in and says can't know wot, eh, squire? Lucy owns up and Peter says it's Not so bad, right, he can stay 'ere. Peter soon realises from all the reactions, that there's more gahn on than 'e is orare of, and asks them ter explain. Pat arrives ter tell Ian off for frowin' Steven out on the streets, and some sob story about 'im, right, and Jane is finally too annoyed ter keep quiet and says that 'er injury ain't appendicitis, it's a gunshot wound, caused by Steven. Jase gets a right good beatin' and Terry takes 'im ter hospital, and says the gutter is no place ter die. Then 'e explains that 'e wants ter retire, right, he needs an 'eir ter his gang, and 'e wanted it ter be Jase. Jase says 'e 'ates wot 'e 'as done, right, his son 'ave a looks up ter him, right, and wouldn't if 'e knew wot 'e'd done. He is called by a nurse ter be 'ave a looked at. Terry calls some bloke. I'll get out me spoons. Jase goes ter see Billy and is delighted ter see 'oney and that the baby is Not so bad. Cor blimey guv! Terry turns up and asks ter see Jay, 'oo is cryin'. Dorn asks 'im 'oo 'e is and wot 'e wants. He says Jase is at 'ospital but will be hammer and tack later, and 'e gives Jay a mobile dog and bone, and shows 'im an ole video of Jase leadin' the bloomin' charge of 'is gang at an ole footie motch. He asks Jay if 'e is proud of 'is ole Dad then, luv? Dorn tells 'im crossly ter turn it off. Jase arrives 'ome and is again asked (ffreateningly) ter beg ter come hammer and tack to the bloomin' gang, right, or else they will be in 'is Nanny Goat Race all the time, right, any girlmucker or employer will immediately be told until Jase spots the error of 'is ways, and says 'e is sorry and falls hammer and tack into line. He goes out and Jase follows, right, where Phil comes and tells Jase ter put the mockers on this, and then the bobbies arrive and nick the two gang members and tell Jase ter come and give a statement wen 'e 'as the chuffin' chance. Jase goes ter find Jay first. Jay asks if 'e ever 'it 'is Mum, and Jase says no. Jay says 'e fought Jase were the Mae West Dad in the world, right, but 'e ain't. Jase says 'e 'as paid for 'is crimes, right, and 'as changed, right, and don't do that any more. Phil arrives and 'as a private conversation, in wich 'e tells Jase that 'e didn't just 'elp 'im out as a favour, Jase needs ter understand that now Phil owns 'im.