Tuesday 1 July 2008

Tuesday 1 July 2008 Mickey makes a life-changin' decision but it remains ter be seen weffer Keiff will follow whistle and flute. Shirley and 'eaffer arrange a rub-a-dub quiz in an attempt ter recover Vinnie's financial losses. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The chuffin' revoltin' Millers are asleep in the bloody Masood's lounge. Mickey and Keiff argue over dirty kit and Keiff nickin' evry geezer's tidy fings. Mickey 'ave a looks in Keiff's kit bag for the kit Keiff 'as taken, right, and finds a letter from Darren's muvver, offerin' Keiff a Uncle Bob. They argue about 'im not bovverin' ter dog and bone ffem back. Keiff lies about phonin' for the Uncle Bob, right, and evry geezer knows 'e's lyin' and Mickey says 'e will dog and bone to take the bleedin' Uncle Bob if Keiff won't, he 'as nuffink ter keep 'im 'ere. Keiff says 'e will try 'arder, right, and Mickey says 'e 'as sat on 'is backside and lived off the social all 'is life, and 'e keeps makin' promises but nuffink comes of it. The chuffin' Uncle Bob were a chance ter provide for 'is family, right, but no. They 'ave no 'ome, no socks, no bed, he 'asn't even got a photo of 'is daughter, wot would it take ter make Keiff DO sumfink, mate? Tanya broaches the subject of Uncle Jack wiv Abi, and says they are boychina and girlmate. Abi runs out screamin'. Max arrives later, wen Jack is there and Max says 'e is 'ere ter apologise. Jack says sceptically "right?" Max says 'e is movin' hammer and tack to the chuffin' square for 'is kids. Jack says it's good of 'im ter visit, but 'e's sure Max is busy. Max says 'e needs a private word wiv 'is ole lady. Jack says if Max steps out of line, right, Jack will pay 'im a visit. He leaves, and Max tells Tanya that 'e wants ter see 'is kids. She finks it's just a trick ter take the chuffin' kids. Abi visits Max and says she wants 'im 'ome. Max takes a dog and bone call and wen 'e gets back, he tells Abi that evryfink will be not so bad, right, he 'as sorted it. Bianca's mestery presents continue - wiv a large TV arrivin'. Vinnie bets the bloody takings from Shirley's special night and loses. Shirley arranges a quiz night, as Peggy will be hammer and tack soon and she needs ter have made some brass. Shirley tells 'eaffer ter get some questions. Old Mo 'as porned Brenda's 'orn, right, and spent the brass on some dodgy goods (a bit of toasters) ter sell but Brenda is comin' hammer and tack to collect it soon, right, and they 'aven't got the cash ter get it back. They decide ter enter the rub-a-dub quiz. Brenda arrives early, wile they are arguin' about 'oo will be in the team (no-one wants to). Bradley gets a mate from work ter come, but 'e 'as a car accident on the way. At Jean's, right, Ted arrives and 'e says 'e's quite right good at quizzes, right, and Jean says she 'ates questions. Ted says Not so bad, and Jean says 'e right wants ter go don't 'e - she wouldn't 'ave ter answer any questions. The bloomin' Millers decide ter enter the bloody rub-a-dub quiz as it will be Mickey's last night before 'e goes ter ffeir muvver's for the Uncle Bob. Keiff mopes and says ter Dorn that 'e 'ad been 'opin' the bloody letter were ter offer 'im anuvver chance, and 'e luvs 'er, and Dorn replies sharply it's a shame 'e never showed it. Keiff sits at Mrs Masood's and sulks instead of gonna the bloody pub. He tells 'er nastily that 'e is sick of 'er comments about 'is personal 'ygiene problems. He lets 'er tidy 'im up, he 'as an 'aircut, and a shave, alffough 'e leaves a strange wee bit of fluff in the bleedin' middle of 'is chin, for no apparent reason, and 'e goes ter the bleedin' Vic ter apologise ter Mickey and say 'e will go ter ffeir muvver's after all. Max arrives at Tanya's and says 'e 'as found a place ter live - 'ere. Ruby were sellin' and she offered 'im first refusal, right, and 'e 'as bought it. The bloomin' quiz starts and 'eaffer reads out the first round of "General Knowledge" questions, all about famous generals. Shirley snotches the chuffin' clip board and says round two is 'ers, and asks questions about the human body. Shirley delays the quiz rounds and says it's 'appy 'our. The Slaters and Pat's team 'ave ter make a tie break, and it's 'ow many market stalls there are, wich o'course Bradley knows so they win, and Charlie goes ter fetch the horn (they told Brenda it were bein' tidyed). Brenda is on 'er way out by the time Charlie gets back. Stacey thanks Bradley for 'elpin' 'er family wiv a kiss. Cor blimey guv, would I lie to you? As they wait at the bar, Sean asks for a drink and Stacey 'ave a looks at 'im, horrified, right, as 'e is covered in dirt and blood and 'ave a looks like 'e's just come from a fight