Thursday 3 July 2008

Stacey and Jean ask Sean 'oo did this ter him and say 'e needs ter go ter hospital. He refuses and Stacey tries ter mop up the bloomin' blood and tidy the bloomin' blood off 'is Nanny Goat Race. She asks why 'e didn't answer 'er calls, right? Then she suddenly realises that 'is Nanny Goat Race underneaff all the bloody blood ain't cut, right, so the bloomin' blood ain't 'is. He is silent and jumps up and walks off. Cor blimey guv! Stacey goes over ter Bradley and tells 'im the bloody story about the mystery blood. Vinnie cooks breakfast for Shirley and Ricky at the bloomin' Vic. Ricky asks if they fink they are takin' advantage of Peggy (and eatin' 'is eggs). As they argue over the bleedin' breakfast, and end up wiv it on the bloomin' floor, they 'ere a ooh-woo and Peggy walks in. She turns 'er nose up at the bacon and egg on the bloody floor. Shirley says she never expected them 'ome so early. Ben asks why Max is sleepin' in 'is bed. Peggy says "listen 'ere, right, yer" ter Shirley, right, and tells 'er ter put the mockers on wearin' 'er dressin' gown and cop dressed. Right. Peggy is 'appy wiv the takings so pays Shirley £200 but says next time she will keep 'er wardrobe locked, init?Phil tells Max that 'e's sorry, but 'e needs the bleedin' bedroom back. A wee later, Phil discovers that Ben is gonna dance lessons and shouts at Peggy for lyin' ter him and interferin' and naggin'. She says Not so bad, if 'e 'ates 'er so much, right, move out, he is a middle-aged man livin' wiv 'is mum. Jase and Dorn move into the bleedin' B&B. Ted arrives ter see Jean and Charlie cheerfully invites 'im in and gives 'im tea. He drinks it waitin' for Jean, and 'e 'ave a looks at the drainin' board and moves the cups into a more symmetrical pattern. Ted asks after Sean, right, and Stacey arrives and says now ain't a good time. Jean is upset wen 'e 'as gone, and tells Stacey 'ow upset she is that she frew 'im out. Stacey says she did Ted a favour, and 'ow would Sean react seein' 'is muvver wiv a strange man right now, she is worried about it, luv? Sean comes dahn and Stacey asks 'im wot 'appened, and Sean says 'e were out of it, right, he don't recall, and 'e says 'e don't care about anyfink any more. Bianca and Witney set up the new TV and Pat is cross, sayin' that they shouldn't 'ave unpacked it, right, they 'ave ter send it back. Cor blimey guv, would I lie to you? Bianca says 'er guardian angel wants 'er ter have it. Max goes ter Tanya's (soon ter be 'is) 'ouse and says 'e is stayin' because 'e 'ad ter leave the chuffin' Vic. Yer can't 'ave a knees-up wivout a joanna. At the salon, Jack offers Tanya the name of a solicitor. Tanya says Max is clever, he knows she won't disrupt the kids and their schoolin', but she can't stand livin' under the same roof as 'im. Jack offers 'er 'is flat ter stay in, and she says no, it's too soon. He says 'e would move out. However, wen Tanya goes ter the cafe, right, Jane offers 'er a place ter stay. Sean walks in, right, and asks Tanya if she missed 'im, and she replies smugly "why, did yer go somewhere?" Stacey 'ave a looks in Sean's pockets and finds an address and Bradley takes 'er there. It's an empty, scruffy and tatty flat, do wot guvnor! A beaten up girl arrives 'ome and asks wot they are doin' so they make an 'asty exit, do wot guvnor! Max spots Jack and smugly says that it's 'is 'ouse and 'is kids, and there is nuffink Jack can do about it. Jack 'ave a looks foughtful, and is obviously plannin' ter do sumfink. Yer can't 'ave a knees-up wivout a joanna. He is there wiv Tanya and Abi wen Max arrives and Abi runs ter him. Tanya tells Abi ter go ter her room wile she rabbit and porks ter Max, init?She shouts at Max that it's not right 'e come and destroy evryfink. I'll get out me spoons. She tells Abi ter get ready, they are leavin'. Abi wants ter stay at 'ome wiv Max. Jack makes a call, right, and 'ave a looks 'appy. Meanwile, right, Tanya shouts at Max in 'er kitchen. Jack says 'e 'as just called Ruby and 'e's buyin' the bloomin' house now. Phil packs ter leave the bleedin' Vic, and frows oray Ben's dance shoes. Ronnie arrives and asks where Roxy is, right, but no-one seems ter know