Tuesday 8 July 2008

Sean is mad as 'e asks Billy where Ronnie and Peggy 'ave gone, and smashes a glass then goes up the apples and pears and grabs 'oney's baby and tells Billy and 'oney that they 'ave ter tell 'im where they went, where Roxy is. After freatenin' ter ffrow the baby out of the window, and a bit of shoutin', right, Sean is amazed that the baby 'as fallen asleep in 'is arms and 'e 'ave a looks at it paternally, right, and mutters ter himself that Roxy can't do this ter him. I'll get out me spoons. Billy and 'oney 'ave no idea, and Sean says 'e is only in that state because she is keepin' 'im oray from 'is own baby. Billy says Sean should just 'ave said so and Sean says 'e assumed they already knew. Billy gets the address - it's only the bleedin' name of the tahn, right, WeyNorth and South [wich is a big tahn, and will be 'ard ter search! Blimey!] Billy is surprised wen Aunt Sal arrives ter keep an eye on 'im and 'oney. Billy wines ter Honey that Roxy didn't even trust 'im enough ter tell 'im about 'er pregnancy and now Peggy obviously 'ad second foughts about lettin' 'im run the bloody Vic. Phil goes ter Susie's address and the lass there says Susie left a monff ago ter sunny Portugal and asks wot Phil wants wiv 'er, right? He says it's 'is business. He calls Max, right, 'oo don't believe that 'is sister could be abroad. I'll get out me spoons. Phil says 'e'll try again, and goes hammer and tack to rabbit and pork ter the unhelpful cow, right, sayin' 'e is angry. The cow asks 'ow angry, and then says Not so bad, she's out the back frough the salon. She locks the door behind 'im and asks 'oo sent 'im. Phil breaks it dahn and then a man 'oo is after Susie attacks 'im, and after 'e deals wiv 'im, right, the cow smacks 'im wen 'e's not 'ave a lookin'. Susie phones Max, and after a short conversation, asks Phil for 'er brass. Wen Phil is about ter leave she grabs 'is car keys, and runs off ter a locked room. She tells 'im that she wants 'im ter take 'er ter Max. Phil says it were a favour for Max, he ain't Max's messenger. Then some more men arrive at the bleedin' salon door wiv the bloke Phil seen off earlier. Sean 'otwires a car and drives ter WeyNorth and South. Roxy is flouncin' 'round a right expensive-'ave a lookin' bedroom and a yung man appears wiv a drink (cocktail) for 'er as she is admirin' 'er (flat) stomach in the mirror. She says sumfink flirty ter him and 'e massages 'er hammer and tack as she lies on the bed. Then she gets a dog and bone call and says "yes, right, the gardener is still 'ere, workin' 'is wee socks off." She tells the man ter get hammer and tack to work, init?She wanders 'round the huge kitchen admirin' 'er waistline and cookin' food, init? Peggy wants Ronnie ter talk ter her, in detail. Peggy asks about 'er life and 'er child. Ronnie says she were Amy and she 'as no idea where she is. Peggy asks for more open communication from 'er, and says Ronnie is too cold and Ronnie says she don't want ter be like 'er and Roxy, let vile men do fings ter ffem - she knows wot Eric did, hit 'er all the bleedin' time. Peggy says Phil took the beatings for 'er, and the bloody two of them protected Grant and Sam, do wot guvnor! They wander onto the subject of Ronnie's favver, and Ronnie says Archie 'ad numerous affairs and that is why their muvver took a one-way trip ter Australia, right, and abandoned 'er and Roxy. She says she wished 'im dead then, and still does, she 'as never wanted any fairy dead more. Peggy can't believe that Archie were like that - she fought 'e were luvly. Wile they chat, a man puts 'is number on their table and tells Ronnie ter call 'im. They leave the cafe and find the bloody car missin', and call the bloomin' bobbies. Cor blimey guv, would I lie to you? Peggy suggests they call Roxy ter pick them up. Ronnie realises that Roxy is wiv some bloke, and Peggy says 'e is sposed ter be just wot she needs. Ronnie decides ter ffumb a lift, right, and the man 'oo left 'is number puts the mockers on for 'er. He makes a naughty comment and Peggy tells 'im ter wotch 'is North and South. The man asks Ronnie ter go out tonight after she 'as ditched the bloomin' old bird. Ronnie tells 'im ter pull over and they cop out and ball of chalk to the bleedin' large 'ouse and ringg the bloody doorbell. A man opens the door and clearly Peggy and Ronnie recognise 'im, and 'e tells Ronnie "Happy Birffday," so I assume it's 'er favver.