Friday 4 July 2008

Sean is wotchin' TV loudly and Charlie can't sleep. He rants at Sean's lack of consideration, sayin' it's 'is 'ouse. Stacey mediates and Charlie says ter Stacey that she lets 'im cop oray wiv murder [he is bein' metaphorical, but Stacey gives it a 'ave a look.] In the cafe, right, Jack tells Sean ter crorl hammer and tack under 'is rock. He buys sumfink, wich Jane warns 'im is in aid of "gay pride," and she says she fought 'e were more macho, and 'e says cheerfully that 'e is confident of 'is sexuality. Jane says Tanya told 'im about wot 'e's doin' for 'er, and buyin' an 'ouse is pretty amazin'. At 'ome, Abi asks Tanya where Dad will live now, right, and Max arrives [why does she let 'im keep a key?] Max shouts at Tanya and refuses ter leave the bloody house wen she tells 'im ter get out. Later, Jack arrives and tells Tanya that it's all gahn ahead wiv Ruby. Tanya says it's a right big fin', and she'd 'ate 'im ter ffink 'e is obliged ter do it because of them, right, and she will pay as much as she can towards it, init?Jack says if she feels bad, she can rent it from 'im ter make it all above board. She kisses 'im. They cop right intimate and Jack is 'alf dressed wen Ronnie arrives. She is surprised ter see Tanya walks out in a dressin' gown, and says somewot bitterly that Jack didn't werete any time there. Jack says 'e's sorry she found out this way, and wot did she want, then, guv? She says she wanted 'elp trackin' dahn Roxy. He says no, he can't, but don't explain 'is real reason. Cor blimey guv! Tanya gets dressed and as she is leavin', Jack says 'e can't afford ter keep the chuffin' flat if 'e 'as bought the house, so can 'e move in wiv 'er, then, eh, squire? She is clearly surprised, and says they can rabbit and pork about it later. Cor blimey guv! She goes ter see Jane and says she don't know wot ter do now it is movin' so fast. Jane jokes "buy new sheets." Tanya says it's too soon. Jane says Jack is good for 'er, she is so 'appy, and she deserves it, and the girls will come 'round - and wot better ally against Max, isit? Bradley spots Max and starts ter talk, right, but Max tells 'im 'e don't want ter talk. Bradley goes ter Stacey and asks wot they're gonna do about Sean, he is a loose cannon - the bloomin' state of that girl last night, and wot will 'e do ter Tanya if 'e discovers about Jack, then? Stacey says they need ter send 'im oray, right, possibly ter Wee Mo's, maybe say they are gahn on 'oliday, and they can come hammer and tack quickly, right, leavin' 'im there, do wot guvnor! He goes ter the cafe and Max apologises for earlier and Bradley says 'e is busy this time. Stacey tells Sean and says she is hammer and tack wiv Bradley, right, and they are gonna Wee Mo's. Sean says 'e 'asn't seen 'er for ages. I'll get out me spoons. He goes ter the Vic, and Peggy is surly wen servin' 'im. Ronnie arrives and asks where the incubator is (Roxy). Ronnie says she ain't in the mood, and she wouldn't let Sean wivin a mile of 'er any road, init?Sean is angry, and Peggy frows 'im out. Vinnie and Shirley are gonna go on 'oliday wiv the bonus, and Shirley is sposed ter arrange it, and eh says ter Ricky that 'e can't wait ter get Shirley alone, oray from 'eaffer. He buys an 'orrific fong and shows it ter Peggy. Then 'eaffer arrives wiv Shirley and they discuss the holiday, right, and clearly are boff gahn. Vinnie is disappointed. Sean rabbit and porks ter Stacey and she tells 'im about gonna the address she found in 'is jeans, and seein' the bloody lass all beaten up. He asks why and she says there were all that blood, right, not yors, right, and she were afraid the chuffin' bobbies might be after 'im. He says 'e can't remember anyfink about wot 'appened, just bein' there. Max goes ter the bloomin' Vic and spots Jack and tells 'im 'e 'as bitten off more than 'e can chew, right, and 'e 'as 'ad Suzy on the chuffin' dog and bone, their sister, and she is skint, so Jack can bail 'er out since 'e is so Old Kent Roaded. Cor blimey guv, would I lie to you? Jack says 'e did it last time, right, and all 'is brass is tied up elsewhere now. Tanya arrives and Jack says 'e don't want ter push 'er into anyfink, he can stay put where 'e is and find sumfink cheaper. Tanya replies, smilin', right, that 'e 'as ter promise ter put the rubbish out, and tread carefully wiv the girls, and wait until Lauren comes hammer and tack to tell them, right? Jack is pleased. They walks out and she tells 'im ter nip 'ome and cop an overnight bag, right, and they kiss in the street. Sean 'appens ter be 'ave a lookin' out of the bleedin' window at the time. Tanya tells Abi that Uncle Jack is comin' ter dinner and she tries ter broach the bloody subject of Uncle Jack maybe livin' wiv them, since 'e 'as 'elped so much wiv the chuffin' house. Stacey arrives and warns Tanya that Sean is 'round, and ter stay oray. Tanya says she seen him yesterday and she finks 'e knows. She goes ter the chuffin' kitchen and spots the back door open and shuts it, 'ave a lookin' worried. Then Abi walks in, and Tanya jumps, init? Max goes ter see Bradley and wines that 'e knows 'e 'as done bad fings, but Jack will weasel 'is way in wiv 'is children, right, and 'e 'as nowhere ter go now that Jack 'as gazumped 'im. Bradley tells Stacey that Max is 'omeless and 'e is gonna ask 'im ter come and live 'ere, right, and Stacey Sean goes ter see Jack, right, and says Jack lied about Tanya, right, and Jack says 'e and Tanya were over a long time ago, right, and wot about Roxy, she is pregnant wiv 'is kid, she is the real deal, right, why ain't 'e chasin' 'er? Sean appears ter agree, and as 'e leaves, Jack says don't go after Ronnie, right, she don't know where Roxy is. Sean don't believe 'im until Jack explains that Ronnie came ter ask 'im ter find Roxy for 'er. Sean goes ter see Ronnie and tells 'er that 'e will be waitin' wen Roxy comes hammer and tack to spot her. In the Vic, Peggy answers the bleedin' dog and bone, and puts it dahn quickly, sayin' don't call 'ere, right, and then Phil and Ronnie ball of chalk in. Ronnie asks if that were Roxy on the dog and bone and Peggy says wrong number. Wen Ronnie leaves, right, Phil wispers that she is unbelievable - 'e 'eard 'er, right, and why don't she just tell Ronnie where Roxy is, then, squire?