Mar 2007

Fursday 1 March 2007 Sean finks 'e knows Max's secret and determines ter tell Tanya. Ian goes upmarket and 'olds a dinner knees-up for 'is birffday. Bert is worried about social services comin' ter visit. Friday 2 March 2007 Max starts ter believe there might be sumfink between Sean and Tanya. Keiff inspires Libby in a new business venture. Bert spends 'is first day at work. Monday 5 March 2007 Are May and Rob ready for Dorn's resolute return ter the Square, then, eh? Shirley takes Deano on a night out that 'e will never forget and Sean 'elps Chelsea deal wiv Tanya. Tuesday 6 March 2007 Dorn decides ter confront May but is shocked by 'er reaction, init? Carly forces Deano ter choose between Shirley and 'er and Mo gets a visit from Customs & Excise. Fursday 8 March 2007 Pat and Shirley come ter blows wile Carly and Denise realise that it is time ter let Kevin go. Friday 9 March 2007 Fate sends Kevin hammer and tack to the Square but will 'e be welcomed 'ome? Monday 12 March 2007 Kevin goes ter see Pat and Deano, right, 'oo welcome 'is return, but Denise is still annoyed at 'im, right? Meanwile, right, Stacey goes ter lunch wiv Max, right, but ends up leavin' upset. Peggy discovers that Ben got lost in The London Dungeon and confronts Stella, right, 'oo asks Ben 'ow they can be muckers if she can't trust 'im. Elsewhere, right, Rob tells Dorn 'e is gonna apply for a Uncle Bob in 'ull and Keiff receives £200 from Rob for financial support for Dorn. I'll get out me spoons. Later, Phil is annoyed that 'e 'as received a letter freatenin' court action over Billy's unpaid council tax bills. Tuesday 13 March 2007 Abi encourages Ben ter go 'ome wiv 'er and tell Tanya about Stella, right, but 'e is too scared. Later, Ben wotches a DVD wiv Stella. She makes some 'ot chocolate, right, but, right, after stirrin' it, right, she presses the bleedin' hot spoon onto Ben's 'and. Elsewhere, May wants ter rent a flat for Dorn in a bid ter get 'er oray from 'er family, and Stacey goes ter the Vic after 'avin' a makeover, but runs out after bein' laughed at. Meanwile, right, Billy is worried about brass and feels useless wen Tanya offers 'oney a Uncle Bob as the receptionist at Booty. Fursday 15 March 2007 Billy wishes 'e were the bloody main breadwinner in the bloody family and decides ter put a business plan togeffer. Dorn, meanwile, hates livin' in 'er new flat. Stella tells Phil that she 'ad a luvly day wiv Ben, and 'e suggests that she moves hammer and tack into The Vic. Tanya later speaks ter Phil, and Stella admits feelin' embarrassed about 'er argument wiv Tanya. Meanwile, Kevin apologises ter Denise and proposes ter her. Alffough she is initially annoyed, she agrees – much ter Shirley's disappointment. Elsewhere, Stacey asks Bradley ter come over ter her 'ouse, but Max sends 'er flowers and says 'e wants ter move ter a villa wiv 'er. Tuesday 20 March 2007 Honey takes brass from Billy, right, 'oo later tries ter conceal 'is identity wen Mr Talbot, right, a bailiff, right, pretends ter be a customer. Keiff lands 'im in it by callin' 'im by 'is name. Honey, 'oo is unorare of the brass problems, buys Pat £50 of vouchers for Booty. Pat comes ter the video shop just in time ter see Billy 'andin' over brass, and begs 'im ter tell 'oney about 'is problems. Right. Later, right, Honey 'as some excitin' news but does not want ter tell Billy. Meanwile, Stacey needs ter find a place ter meet Max, so she nicks the chuffin' keys for the bloody Fowlers' 'ouse. Wen 'e realises their appointment wiv the accountant clashes wiv 'is date wiv Stacey, Max lies ter Tanya and tells 'er 'e needs ter meet a client. Max and Stacey are forced ter hide wen Ian shows up at the Fowlers' 'ouse wiv a locksmiff. Fursday 22 March 2007 Mickey spots 'oney leave the surgery and asks if evryfink is okay. Billy arrives 'ome and is baffled ter find that 'oney ain't there. Mickey mentions ter Billy that 'e 'eard 'oney goin' on about jabs wiv May and, after much persuasion from Pat, Honey comes tidy about 'er big secret. Meanwile, Chelsea finks Preeti should make a move on Mickey, and Dorn goes ter the salon ter have 'er 'ighlights done – but it don't quite turn out as expected. Stacey 'ave a looks amazin' as she leaves Booty and Max approaches 'er askin' if she wants ter see 'im. She is annoyed that 'e finks she'll drop evryfink for 'im. Meanwile, Bradley asks Preeti out for a drink and she accepts. Elsewhere, May arrives at the salon and asks ter talk ter Tanya in private. She explains that Dorn is 'oldin' them ter ransom over the baby. May gets upset and Tanya comforts 'er, right, apologisin' for wot 'appened wiv Dorn's 'air. Friday 23 March 2007 Wilst at Peggy's birffday knees-up in The bloomin' Vic, right, Tanya accidentally spills Champagne on Stacey's top and Stacey freaks out. The bloomin' pair fight until they are dragged apart by Max and Sean. Meanwile, right, Rob tells Dorn that 'e wants ter see 'er and she arrives at the rub-a-dub 'ave a lookin' amazin'. May tells 'im ter go and speak ter her – and the bloody pair end up kissin' in the alley. Rob reassures May that 'e's sorted fings out wiv Dorn and she is pleased; by Monday it will be too late for Dorn ter have an abortion. Monday 26 March 2007 Dorn learns the bleedin' surrogacy contract isn’t legally bindin'. Stella drops Ben’s 'earin' aid in a cup of tea. Stacey distracts Max from 'is babysittin' duties. Phil agrees ter fund Billy’s new business. Tuesday 27 March 2007 Stella promises ter protect Ben from the bleedin' school bullies then sets 'im up ter take a beatin'. Rob ends it wiv Dorn. Billy’s French Tutors are nicked. Sean turns dahn a family 'oliday wiv 'is mum. Fursday 29 March 2007 Ian’s appalled ter see Ben’s bruises and is doubly shocked wen Ben tells 'im Stella did it. Dorn discovers Rob’s deceit and tries ter have an abortion – but it’s too late... Honey sets 'er sights on the chuffin' old Fowler 'ouse. Dot refuses Yolande’s 'elp. Friday 30 March 2007 Ben admits the truff ter his dad but is terrified of psycho Stella 'oo tracks 'im dahn ter the Arches. Max books Stacey an 'oliday wiv 'er mum. Billy’s left out in the cold. Dorn ends up in 'ospital wen the news she’s too late for an abortion sends 'er reachin' for the vodka… Rob’s devastated and rushes ter her bedside, right, beggin' 'er ter forgive 'im and tellin' 'er she’s the one 'e right luvs. Tearful Dorn doesn’t believe a word 'e says – until 'e proves it by walkin' out on May! Right!