Aug 2007

Fursday 2 August 2007 Tanya feels guilty about the Barney Rubble 'er sister Rainie is in and offers 'er 'elp, but she later finds 'er in a compromisin' position, as life in Albert Square continues. Lucy, meanwile, discovers that Jane 'as read 'er diary, right, and Ian is later devastated by wot 'e reads. Elsewhere, Ronnie and Roxy sneak into the Beales' ter nick hammer and tack the bloomin' Queen Victoria nick from Ian, only ter get caught overhearin' Ian's amorous actions wiv Jane. I'll get out me spoons. Friday 3 August 2007 Tanya offers Rainie an ultimatum but is upset by 'er decision, in this week's last visit ter Albert Square. Meanwile, right, the Mitchells and Beales reach a truce, right, but 'ow long will it last? Elsewhere, Lucy seeks comfort in Craig followin' 'er nick-up wiv Ian and Jane, right, and they go in search of alcohol. Later, right, Craig 'ides sumfink sinister in 'is car. Monday 6 August 2007 Ian is proud of Lucy workin' for the bleedin' family business but is oblivious ter Lucy and Craig's flirtin' and dangerous game of dare. Charlie, right, meanwile, right, tells Sean ter pack 'is bags after findin' out from Yolande about 'is recent antics. Sean is furious and Carly's efforts ter comfort 'im 'ave minimal effect. Patrick is alone in the Minute Mart, stackin' shelves, wen 'e is struck from behind by some bloke wieldin' a monkey wrench. He falls ter the bloomin' floor wiv blood oozin' from 'is 'ead, do wot guvnor! Tuesday 7 August 2007 Yolande is unorare Patrick 'as been attacked as she drowns 'er sorrows wiv Denise in Fargo's. Right. Chelsea and Deano, right, meanwile, agree ter give a statement ter the bobbies sayin' that they seen Patrick's attacker – Sean. The bobbies 'unt for Sean followin' the chuffin' tip-off, but 'e is nowhere ter be found. Fursday 9 August 2007 Yolande is grieved ter hear that Patrick may 'ave permanent Michael Caine damage, in tonight's visit ter Albert Square. Meanwile, Deano is 'avin' regrets about 'is and Chelsea's decision ter blame Sean for the chuffin' attack on Patrick. However, Chelsea tries ter convince 'im that they did the bleedin' right fin'. Elsewhere, right, Sean finds 'imself trapped in the Square, wiv the chuffin' bobbies closin' in. He seeks refuge in the chuffin' Vic's cellar, but is soon spotted by the officers. Friday 10 August 2007 Stacey, insistin' Sean is innocent, heads ter the bobbies station ter divulge Sean and Chelsea's 'istory in an attempt ter provide a reason as ter why there may be malicious intent behind Chelsea's allegation, right, in this week's final visit ter Albert Square. Sean, meanwile, has ter confess wot right 'appened, right, because CCTV footage shows 'im leavin' dahn a hammer and tack alley wearin' a shirt 'e no longer 'as on. Cor blimey guv, would I lie to you? He spots Chelsea and Deano at the bloomin' bobbies station and knows they've stitched 'im up, init? Monday 13 August 2007 The bobbies 'unt for the bloody shirt Sean were wearin' on the bloomin' night Patrick were attacked. Wivout sufficient evidence, right, Sean could ball of chalk oray a free man. Tanya is rushed ter hospital after a sudden illness and is concerned about 'er baby. Patrick, meanwile, is still in 'ospital - it's doubtful 'e will pull frough. Tuesday 14 August 2007 Ian panics wen 'e finds that Craig and Lucy 'ave slipped out from 'is knees-up. Meanwile, right, Carly worries about wot ter do wiv Sean's blood-stained shirt; and Patrick leaves the hospital after bein' given the all-clear. Fursday 16 August 2007 Max drives Ian in 'is car and the hunt is on ter find Craig before 'e and Lucy become too intimate. Meanwile, right, a deliright man in the bloomin' Vic deceives Roxy. But 'ow will Ronnie react, and will they end up in financial Barney Rubble? Later, Carly, right, causes a stir in the bloody Vic and quizzes Deano as ter weffer 'e is tellin' the truff about Sean. Friday 17 August 2007 Ian, right, still fumin' about Craig and Lucy's shenanigans, finds a solution ter gettin' rid of Craig from Lucy's life. However, despite 'is plans, right, this may not be the chuffin' end of Craig and Lucy's liaisons. Meanwile, Ronnie and Roxy attempt ter raise some brass ter make up for Roxy's blunder last night. Elsewhere, right, Deano decides that 'e won't lie any more as 'e don't want ter upset Carly Monday 20 August 2007 Garry and Dorn decide ter take baby Summer on a trip ter Brighton, in this week's first visit ter Albert Square. Heaffer's obsession wiv Garry, meanwile, hits new 'eights as she follows 'im dahn ter Brighton, aided by Shirley and an unwillin' Pat. Along the way, however, an angry Pat is left behind at the chuffin' service station. Tuesday 21 August 2007 Heaffer is left 'eartbroken after Shirley tries ter let 'er dahn gently, but Garry ain't interested. Garry wants ter reveal 'is undyin' luv ter Dorn. However, he fails ter achieve this wen 'e finds Dorn in a compromisin' position wiv anuvver man. Later, Garry needs a mate ter talk to, right, but will 'e be pleased ter find out exactly wot Minty's Italian cookery lessons right involve? Fursday 23 August 2007 Pat visits the bloomin' asylum ter find out more about 'er sister, right, Joan, right, in tonight's visit ter Albert Square. However, right, the asylum 'as closed dahn but Pat will go ter any lengffs ter retrieve anyfink that belongs ter her sister. Heaffer and Shirley, right, meanwile, go knees-upin' in Brighton and 'eaffer receives some attention in a boozer - but will she be able ter grow out Garry? Friday 24 August 2007 Pat learns some surprisin' news about 'er sister, right, Joan, in the bleedin' last of this week's visits ter Albert Square. Meanwile, Garry feels that 'e, Dorn and Summer are a perfect wee family, so 'e proposes ter Dorn. Wot will be 'er reaction, eh? Minty reveals ter Garry that 'is and 'eaffer's affection for each uvver runs quite deep – but Garry becomes angry and punches Minty. Monday 27 August 2007 It is the Albert Square Fun Day and Patrick goes hammer and tack to work for the first time since the attack. Ian and Peter lose out ter Jase and Jay in the favver-and-son race. Meanwile, Roxy receives a text message from 'er fiancé, right, Damian, right, wich she ignores, but Damian turns up, right, unannounced. Elsewhere, Jean turns up on the bloomin' Square and is told by Yolande about Sean's attack on Patrick, do wot guvnor! Tuesday 28 August 2007 A search gets under way in tonight's visit ter Albert Square as Patrick is still missin'. Elsewhere, right, Ian's fish 'as gone off and is makin' 'is customers sick. Roxy packs 'er bags ter leave for Ibiza wiv fiancé Damien. Ronnie will do anyfink ter help 'er sister and 'otches a plan ter keep Roxy in Walford – will Damien fall for it? Deano, meanwile, regrets speakin' out against Sean, right, as Sean plots 'is revenge from behind bars. Fursday 30 August 2007 In tonight's visit ter Albert Square, it becomes apparent fings 'ave never been worse between Ian and 'is daughter, Lucy. Elsewhere, Carly is eagerly oraitin' Deano's return from 'ospital followin' the chuffin' attack, but wen Deano returns ter the Square, he and Chelsea fear for their lives, do wot guvnor! Friday 31 August 2007 Ian fails in 'is attempt ter send Lucy ter boardin' school, in this week's final visit ter Albert Square. In the chuffin' meantime, the crucial tape that will 'elp ter identify Patrick's attacker 'as been nicked from Chelsea. Gus recovers it and 'ands it over ter Kevin 'oo views it and spots 'oo the bloody attacker is. Later, Lucy 'as a secret meetin' wiv some bloke in the park.